NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! :teddyr:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24604338/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24604338/)
Heh! Check out their website:
http://www.jedi-church.com/
It's obvious that guy has turned to the dark side: he was drunk on boxed wine. :teddyr:
At least he had the excuse of being drunk, unlike his victims.
I couldn't count on one hand the number of times I got drunk on box wine, put on my Hefty brand cape, and went out looking to whoop on some Jedi. :drink:
I am both amused and appalled at the part of the article that says the 2001 United Kingdom census lists 0.7 % or about 390,000 people who claim this as their religious faith. On the other hand there might be a way to make money as a televangelist Jedi knight, probably need to relocate to England though.
This of course begs the question: if the Jedi church and the Klingon church ever go to Holy War, who has the most fodder to die for their cause? :question:
I figured this church would've died out in the first week of existence when people realized that you cannot move objects with your mind! Unless you're Slyar or Peter Petrelli.
If these guys are truly following the Jedi faith as closely as possible, does that mean they spend hours in meditation and study martial arts?
Quote from: Shadow on May 18, 2008, 01:00:24 PM
If these guys are truly following the Jedi faith as closely as possible, does that mean they spend hours in meditation and study martial arts?
Or stand on their head in a swamp moving rocks for hours on end in hopes to enter a meditative state.
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on May 18, 2008, 10:30:49 AM
This of course begs the question: if the Jedi church and the Klingon church ever go to Holy War, who has the most fodder to die for their cause? :question:
The First Church of Shatnerology (http://www.shatnerology.com/index_org.html) members will join the fray and ally themselves with the Klingon church, annihilating the Jedi church once and for all!
I don't know. Kirk never did warm up to the Klingons. Most likely, the followers of Shatner would threaten to blow both sides up, along with themselves, unless a peace could be reached. Then they'd seduce the women (assuming there are any), make a profound speech and head for the hills. :teddyr:
I don't know Andy, cross-breeding between Star Trek geeks and Star Wars geeks? I think the cosmic balance would leap off of it's hinges and go careening into a black hole, causing all of reality to blink out of existence... :buggedout:
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on May 18, 2008, 07:38:22 PM
QuoteI don't know Andy, cross-breeding between Star Trek geeks and Star Wars geeks? I think the cosmic balance would leap off of it's hinges and go careening into a black hole, causing all of reality to blink out of existence... :buggedout:
Crossbreeding between Star Trek geeks and Star Wars geeks? :buggedout:
I think this xbreeding happened to me as people think I'm crazy to be both a Star Trek and a Star Wars fan. :lookingup:
Quote from: Shadow on May 18, 2008, 01:00:24 PM
If these guys are truly following the Jedi faith as closely as possible, does that mean they spend hours in meditation and study martial arts?
Sounds like they just whack each other with
toy replica light sabers. And videotape it.