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Title: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Neville on May 28, 2008, 08:50:53 AM
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They're... pure.
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Texdar on May 28, 2008, 08:52:40 AM
"You really are the worse pimp ever....this isn't exactly what I was asking for."
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Neville on May 28, 2008, 08:54:04 AM
LOL Karma for speedy answer. This must be a new record.
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: asimpson2006 on May 28, 2008, 09:17:20 AM
Stripes and solids were never a good match for you.
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: InspectorDC on May 28, 2008, 11:34:52 AM
I still don't get how eating one of these will get the ladies excited
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Mr. DS on May 28, 2008, 12:30:17 PM
"Finally, we've caught you.  There'll be no more sexual assaults from you Pepe Lepew..."
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: asimpson2006 on May 28, 2008, 12:33:59 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 28, 2008, 12:30:17 PM
"Finally, we've caught you.  There'll be no more sexual assaults from you Pepe Lepew..."

That made my day, Karma for you Darksider.
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: AndyC on May 28, 2008, 05:35:20 PM
"I've heard about this....CAT JUGGLING!"
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: sideorderofninjas on May 28, 2008, 10:11:30 PM
Why is Frank Zappa dressed like an ice cream salesman and singing Don Johnson's Looking for a Heartbeat? 
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Inferno on May 29, 2008, 06:25:23 AM
"Eat the black and white one and you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
Eat the striped, and I'll show you just how far the rabbit hole goes."
"I'm supposed to EAT one of these?"
"Oh, I'm sorry.......They're a suppository, my mistake."
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: AndyC on May 29, 2008, 08:14:28 AM
"This is sick and twisted even for you, Robert Crumb"
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Flangepart on May 29, 2008, 11:19:32 AM
No matter how hard I pull, It won't come apart!
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Yaddo 42 on June 05, 2008, 11:43:09 PM
Izzy: "THose are the finest kind on the market I got them especially for you, man."

Sonny: "Bubba, I'm gonna need at least a case of these to feed to Elvis."
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: TheDope on June 07, 2008, 03:17:35 PM

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They're smuggling cocaine...in these?!
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Brother Buzzard on June 12, 2008, 07:46:33 PM
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Gimme a break!
Gimme a break!
Break me off a piece of that
KitKat bar!
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Mwa13 on June 13, 2008, 04:21:55 AM
Sonny: "Kittens?"

Izzy: "Kittens."

S: "But... kittens?"

I: *shrugs* "Kittens."

S: "It's sick. They're... kittens."

I: "Yeah. Kittens."

S: *snorts one kitten* "You're right, cocaine."

I: "Told ya. Kittens."
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: Mr. DS on November 02, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
The cat prostitution ring in Miami was about to be thwarted.
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: retrorussell on November 03, 2009, 02:50:14 AM
Quote from: Neville on May 28, 2008, 08:50:53 AM
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If I rub this on my head, does it produce static electricity?

Trust me dude.. it does.  I've tried it.
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: vegeta960 on November 03, 2009, 07:22:07 AM
"Queue p***y jokes"
Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 03, 2009, 09:28:14 AM


"So... which part is the labia?"


Title: Re: Miami Vice again.
Post by: paula on November 28, 2009, 04:59:02 AM
Quote from: Neville on May 28, 2008, 08:50:53 AM
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"yeah, it burns when you snort them....but....oh man!"
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