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Title: Kirk and Rand
Post by: trekgeezer on May 30, 2008, 12:29:32 PM

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"I had no idea that my halitosis problem was that bad!"

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: Mr. DS on May 30, 2008, 12:43:55 PM

Kirk: "Sh*t, I was only supposed to use one roofie..."

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: asimpson2006 on May 30, 2008, 12:57:33 PM

My staccato..style of talking...killed her...Dear god....

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: AndyC on May 30, 2008, 03:21:18 PM

"She's out cold. Oh well, waste not want not."

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: Sister Grace on May 30, 2008, 03:50:15 PM

Is it just me, or does she look like a transvestite?

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2008, 06:23:16 PM

Quote from: trekgeezer on May 30, 2008, 12:29:32 PM
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"Bones! Come quick! Another one's toppled over from the weight of her beehive hairdo!"

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: akiratubo on May 30, 2008, 06:30:34 PM

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Oh, I'm sorry, Captain. Did you not realize I'm a dude?

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: Sister Grace on May 30, 2008, 07:37:18 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2008, 06:23:16 PM
Quote from: trekgeezer on May 30, 2008, 12:29:32 PM
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"Bones! Come quick! Another one's toppled over from the weight of her beehive hairdo!"

karma for that! hahah

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: Inferno on May 30, 2008, 07:59:43 PM

Damn, the vulcan nerve pinch really works.

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: sideorderofninjas on May 30, 2008, 10:12:54 PM

I hope TJ Hooker doesn't catch me..

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: sprite75 on May 31, 2008, 06:43:17 AM

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"It's a man, baby!"

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: JJ80 on June 01, 2008, 08:02:37 AM

Shortly after this Shatner stopped showing "Impulse" to his new dates.

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: ghouck on June 07, 2008, 09:19:59 PM

Quote from: Inferno on May 30, 2008, 07:59:43 PM
Damn, the vulcan nerve pinch really works.

Lol, that's great. . .

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: Flangepart on June 09, 2008, 06:13:28 PM

Every fanboys wet dream.

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: AndyC on June 09, 2008, 07:14:54 PM

In his best Jack Benny voice: "Well!"

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: CheezeFlixz on June 09, 2008, 08:45:19 PM

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See ... see what happens when you set phaser to vibrate? Told you.

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: sprite75 on June 09, 2008, 08:56:45 PM

Quote from: Flangepart on June 09, 2008, 06:13:28 PM
Every fanboys wet dream.

Thanks, pal. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be...

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Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: Brother Buzzard on June 12, 2008, 08:10:40 PM

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Shudder!
Shudder!
Dude looks like a lady!

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: IzzyDedjet on June 13, 2008, 11:45:57 AM

insert tab A into slot B...blow up and VIOLA! your inflate-a-mate is ready to go

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: Hammock Rider on March 22, 2012, 11:41:15 AM

Oh My God we wear the same brand of girdle!

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: tracy on March 22, 2012, 12:25:47 PM

Damn.....I finally got her where I want her and I left the Viagra in my cabin!

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: AndyC on March 31, 2012, 10:14:36 AM

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"It's been so long since I've done it with a human female, I'm not sure what to do."

Title: Re: Kirk and Rand
Post by: retrorussell on April 06, 2012, 03:59:15 AM

Woman on floor: Kirk.. take me!
Kirk: Oh, God no! You're not green, brown, alien or bearing tentacles! You're not my type!

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