http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361152,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361152,00.html)
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-lidrun0530,0,6039849.story (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-lidrun0530,0,6039849.story)
This clearly falls under the "Yeah, right!" column.
Really, officer I was kissing a drunk guy and that's why my blood is twice the legal limit.
Looks a little glassy eyed to me.
(http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-05/39304055.jpg)