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Title: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Bill C. on June 03, 2008, 03:01:43 PM
More of a heads-up, since it just came out on DVD (http://www.amazon.com/Machine-Girl-Taro-Suwa/dp/B0016K76V4) this week (and I'll probably be grabbing a copy later), but hey.  The Machine Girl is a Japanese export, apparently starring a swimsuit model and a porn star.  The story goes something like this: a young schoolgirl loses her entire family, and one arm, to a Yakuza ninja clan.  When a pair of mechanics replace her lost arm with a Gatling gun, she goes a-huntin' for vengeance...

The trailer is over here (http://www.hemmy.net/2007/12/12/the-machine-girl/).  It's NSFW, but in a very over-the-top way.  (Blood spray...blood spray...blood spray...blood spray...)
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Jack on June 04, 2008, 07:38:39 AM
Quotestarring a swimsuit model and a porn star

Oh yeah, that's all I need to know!   :teddyr:  I may have to pick this one up right away.  Love the way everybody has blood that's apparently pressurized to 60 psi.  That's the sign of a strong heart, you know.  And a drill bra!  A flying guillotine!  A trailer with bad grammar!  Japanese schoolgirl uniforms! 

Definite must buy.
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: ghouck on June 07, 2008, 10:58:43 AM
I like it, I'm in for one. .
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Dennis on June 07, 2008, 11:19:58 AM
For some reason I find the "drill bra" to be something that I've just got to see. I just added this one to my Netflix queue, won't get here for a while though, when it does I'll probably say "what the @#!! did I orrder this for ?"
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Mr_Vindictive on June 07, 2008, 08:11:39 PM
Actually caught this one recently.  I'm not going to make a new thread about it since we already have this one here.  I won't say much, but I will say that the film is a hell of a lot of fun.  Watch the trailer and you'll know EXACTLY what you are in for. 
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: VenominOhio on June 08, 2008, 09:03:27 PM
i bought this one the day it came out at best buy for 12.99, i`m sure other places have it cheaper. very fun and bloody flick,fountains of blood for every little thing in here.the drill bra is a must see but IMO not the best weapon,and be on the lookout for several CGI shurikens. fun movie.
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: darthchicken on June 08, 2008, 09:08:57 PM
The people at my local gaming shop can't stop talking about how amazing this movie is.. I've been wanting to see it for a little while now.
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on June 09, 2008, 01:18:29 AM
I plan to pick this up on pay day, as well as Student Bodies.
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Phaedrusz on June 10, 2008, 10:26:08 AM
Hi Guys, I finally decided to get off my ass and register here (after years of reading).

Anyway, this movie has become one of my favorite campy gorefests after the first 5 minutes.

Things I learned from this movie:
-Ninjas wear matching red Adidas jogging suits
-Prosthetic weapons can be used on any severed limb
-The human body contains about 50 gallons of blood, along with compressed air.
-Drill Bras require a portable 220v power pack
-Garage mechanics can build machine guns from scratch
-It takes a long, long time to cut someone in half using a chain saw

If that doesn't convince you to get this wonderful film, then you're dead inside.
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Pilgermann on June 10, 2008, 01:13:51 PM
Quote from: Paul Anderson on June 09, 2008, 03:45:14 AM
Its an amazing post..great keep it up..

Men's Underwear (http://www.1underwearstore.com)

:question:

ERrrr, anyway, I've spotted this DVD in stores a couple of times and I've been really tempted to buy it, and this thread really makes me want it!
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Monkeyface on June 10, 2008, 01:44:34 PM
I have to say this movie was well worth the hype.  It is very much in the vein of Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky and Kill Bill Vol. 1.  The blood and gore is way over the top and it's just a fun movie to sit back and enjoy the carnage.  Oh I almost forgot to mention the hot chicks! 

If you get a chance check out the review at Internal Bleeding (http://internalbleeding.net)

The Machine Girl (http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/06/the-machine-girl)
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Seth on June 12, 2008, 11:45:24 AM
i hv got the dvd today..

i think ...even for me it's too bad
just like an japanese "ranger" drama

not funny and bored
Title: Re: The Machine Girl (2008)
Post by: Fearless Freep on June 13, 2008, 09:36:36 AM
Haven't been here in a long time.

I watched this last night from NetFlix and was mildly disappointed as the blurb suggested that she (the main character) would keep loosing limbs and adding weapons and was sorta looking forward to seeing what weapons she ended up with.  However she really only just lost her left arm and added the machinegun (and briefly a chainsaw).  Good photography and the action was decent but since I'm not heavily into the blood/gore, I didn't care for it.  If that's your thing then you will enjoy it.  However it bounces between trying to be 'real' and trying to be funny and since the gore was so over the top, it kinda broke the 'seriousness' of the situation