"This is wrong tool"
Awright Spock, quit messin' with ma grannys crucifix.
Bones demonstrates his proficiency at knife throwing during the ship's talent night. This was to be the official explanation for what happened to Rand.
Back evil demon, back I command you.
DeForest Kelly as Dr. Van Helsing in the Dinner Theater production of Dracula.
or
"Jim, I found out why Spock is so stiff and uptight. It's not that damn Vulcan logic of his........he's had this stuck up his butt for who knows how long."
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood...