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Slim's baked-bean lunch starts to kick in
Steve and Slim react to Ally's acting while she's not looking.
or
"Gas costs how much now?!?"
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"I'm drivin' a truck.
Drivin' a big ol' truck.
Petal to the metal,
Hope I don't run out of luck.
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn,
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on."
karma to Brother Buzzard for quoting one of the funniest Weird Al songs ever!
Few people knew how bad Steve's underarm funk could really get.
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Slim: "Oh, I forgot to tell ya, this is my first time drivin'! Wheeeeee!!"
Steve: "I kinda noticed!"
I hate to steal Buzzard's Spotlight but:
Slim:"I'm drivin down highway fourty in my big 'ol pick up truck!
I'm drivin down highway fourty in my big 'ol pick up truck!
I'm drivin down-"
Steve:"How long are you gonna keep singing that?!"
Quote from: Inferno on June 17, 2008, 09:56:31 PMI hate to steal Buzzard's Spotlight but:
What I mean is I think that's what might be playing on the radio. Look at them: they're all cracking up laughing.
Another possibility:
"Forty shots rang out!
Forty people fell.
Patty and the killer missed each other,
But they shot that town to hell!"
We could probably come up with a whole bunch of appropriate songs for this one.
"It's forty below and I don't give a f**k,
Got a heater in my truck,
And I'm off to the rodeo!"
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How far apart are the contractions?
Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Steve: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Steve: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Steve: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the sh!t out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Steve: Marvelous.
Whatever the sight was, it was enough to cause Wilfred Brimley (right) to gain 200 lbs and diabetes, and to give Alec Baldwin (left) a heart attack. Fortunately, Cher (who happened to be playing a cameo) was looking away at the time...
*Sorry, all the good quote concepts were taken*