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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
or
"Hey baby, how about a little head?"
(I'm sorry I couldn't resist, it was there.)
"In my day, we didn't have any of this fancy-shmancy online dating, and we did just fine."
Brittney gets all the guys, even after shaving her head...
"Um, your armpits smell...bad..."