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Human males do what with that?!
Sure it stings, but it's taken ten years off my face.
" I did not touch it then, I'm not touching it now!"
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Sayyid ... get down with your bad self.
No sorry it didn't help. We can tell you just dyed your hair brown, you still look blond.
That's EXACTLY the look you get from a certain kind of people when you tell them the truth about the 80s - it sucked!
"What do you mean I look wierder without all the prosthetic makeup?"
Mimbari always cross their eyes when they orgasim...why do you ask?
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"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not on Star Trek anymore..."
After her latest facelift, 95 year old Emelda started her new career taking bets on staring contests. Although it has cost her a fortune in eye drops, it was all worthwhile when she won her most challenging match ever against NASP champion Phillip Rockhammer!
"I'll prove she's actually a robot! Hey baby, calculate pi for me!"
"3.14159265358979323846..." *Starts to shake and go bug-eyed*
"See?"
OUCH!! Barrett... Too... Tight!