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Riker, have you put on 20 pounds?
Moments before their much-awaited dance routineon American Idol, the TNG crew engaged in some warmup power striding down the corridor.
"OMG! These are tho thoft! And we look totally fab!"
"Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind...."
Cut! We're getting reflections off the head again! Makeup!
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Ever since his exposure to sigma radiation (which caused him to sprout a tiny Troi head), the other senior officers seemd a bit standoffish; at social functions they would simply smile and try not to notice.
"Welcome to Trekkie Heaven, my son. I am St. Patrick the bald, and it says here you've suffered a myocardial infarction from your diet of pizza pockets."
they're really gonna do it, they're really gonna give me a ship and I dont know anything about being a captain.
Riker
"Picard, Crusher, look I know one of you just farted."