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Oh, man. You weren't kidding when you said that Captain Archer bites!
Commander Tucker, I would appreciate it if you would stop calling me "chickypoo".
Are you sure you're human? I don't think the crack of your ass is supposed to go this high.
T'Pol: "Wow, that's the biggest zit I've ever seen. Just hold still and I'll ,, , "
Trip thinking: "Hmm, , they said I needed a proctological examination, , and since both her hands are on my shoulders, , what is it that going up my , ,wait a minute, , something just doesn't add up here. . . ."
"And this pressure point here causes the nostrils to flare."
"Hmmm, thats interesting. More back hair than chest hair..."
Ya know, I wasn't going to bring it up, but you have this HUGE mole on your ass......
And what are these marks here?
Those? Uh...Doctor Phlox asked me to participate in a little...experiment...as it were.
"I don't care if pointy ears do turn you on! Quit fantasizing while I touch you!"
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"So tell me, when does your pon farr come around again?"
"I'm having the strangest sense of deja vu..."
"Yuck.. that's the biggest zit I've ever seen! I'm going to have to pop this."
"Hell yeah! YouTube, here I come!"
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"Spelling out 'I LOVE U' with back hair is most illogical."