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Ok kids, watch me lift the Styrofoam rock all while making it look like I'm picking up a real rock!
A real strong microscope reveals the tiny creatures at work, that rearrange the cat litter in the litter pan.
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"This'll teach you to film my wife while she's bathing at the creek!"
I'm gonna smoke all dis crack all by my self!
The "Carnac the Magnificent" routine just didn't work until the invention of paper.
Rock Hats! Wave of the future, baby!
By the time Roger Patterson realized while filming that Bigfoot had noticed him and was seriously p**sed off, it was too late.
Sadly playing PAPER, SCISSORS, ROCK with Bigfoot proved unwise.
"Why won't that damn plumber leave me and my wife alone?"