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Suddenly, Peter came to the horrible realization that his career might be over.
"OK, cut! Pete's frozen up again. Somebody go over and give him a whack."
"...and will somebody fix his right eyeball?! It's going to pop out any second now!"
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I AM smiling, dammit!