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Title: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: sprite75 on July 01, 2008, 02:26:35 AM
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/6/67/Even_better_than_coffee_substitute_Neelix_invention.jpg)
Jesus Christ, man!  Why the hell are there worms swimming around in whatever that was you just poured in my coffee cup?!
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: Inferno on July 01, 2008, 06:26:27 AM
I don't know what's more disgusting. This "coffee" or your hat.
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Post by: Jack on July 01, 2008, 06:33:41 AM
Oh Neelix, having a good slug of whiskey with the morning coffee may be traditional on your planet, but fun has been illegal on Earth for over 150 years now.
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Post by: Flangepart on July 01, 2008, 11:31:08 AM
Neelix, you 'esspresso' just gave me the tenticle...
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Post by: Rev. Powell on July 01, 2008, 01:21:22 PM
"What EXACTLY do you mean when you say you made it yourself?"
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: TheDope on July 01, 2008, 03:40:15 PM

(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/6/67/Even_better_than_coffee_substitute_Neelix_invention.jpg)
If this is your idea of coffee, I don't want any cream.
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: jdlarch on July 01, 2008, 10:11:06 PM
Neelix: Don't worry, captain. I know the coffee is a little bit strong, but I have plenty of forks....and knives....and charged phasers.

Janeway: OMG! I've never seen anyone give coffee a Dairy Queen curl!
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Post by: Mr. DS on July 02, 2008, 07:19:25 PM
Sigh, why didn't I just avoid IHOP and head straight to Dennys. 
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Post by: AndyC on July 02, 2008, 08:00:20 PM
"Neelix, you're supposed to wash luwak coffee before you grind it!"
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: sprite75 on July 07, 2008, 02:31:19 PM
Neelix, I am not playing two captains one cup!
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 07, 2008, 09:04:29 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/6/67/Even_better_than_coffee_substitute_Neelix_invention.jpg)
Well... it's dark, but I hope CHAKOTAY can do better !!  
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: AndyC on July 07, 2008, 09:07:24 PM
"Neelix, your coffee is giving me an orgasm."
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 07, 2008, 09:43:17 PM
Quote from: AndyC on July 07, 2008, 09:07:24 PM
"Neelix, your coffee is giving me an orgasm."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4W1xXymQ-c
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 21, 2008, 10:56:18 PM
THe wroms go in the mezcal! Not the coffee, Neelix!
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Post by: Saucerman on July 22, 2008, 02:27:51 PM
Easy on the Spanish Fly!
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Post by: asimpson2006 on July 22, 2008, 02:35:18 PM
Neelix, we can drink when we are off duty.  I know you have though of seducing me by getting me drunk but don't do this in front of the others.
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: retrorussell on November 13, 2009, 07:38:25 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 07, 2008, 09:04:29 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/6/67/Even_better_than_coffee_substitute_Neelix_invention.jpg)

SQUIRM 2: WORMS IN SPACE
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: akiratubo on November 13, 2009, 12:26:28 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/6/67/Even_better_than_coffee_substitute_Neelix_invention.jpg)
Janeway: Yes, Daddy, give Baby her medicine.  Yes, just like that, Daddy.
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Post by: D-Man on November 15, 2009, 12:05:33 AM
Oh my god...a Gene Simmons coffee mug?  AWESOME!
Title: Re: The captain notices what has just been poured in her coffee cup...
Post by: paula on November 27, 2009, 12:44:35 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on July 01, 2008, 02:26:35 AM
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/6/67/Even_better_than_coffee_substitute_Neelix_invention.jpg)

You should see what he's doing with his OTHER hand!
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