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Surprise, I'm hom...Dad! Put that away!
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Hi! I'm Charlize Theron's stand-in; is this where they're filming that new comedy Monster?
...uh, it's not?
Oh.
whaddya' mean he's just a bag of laundry? no! this is my boyfriend, captain america!!! what medication?
"Hi Mom, I'm home ... I need to wash panties. There's enough DNA here to start a database."
Oh this, it used to be a Smurf village...thats all you need to know.
I didn't think I could fit all that stuff in my purse, but once I put my mind to it..."