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Title: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: Mr. DS on July 17, 2008, 08:21:59 PM
From my review of The Astounding She Monster...
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/shemonster1.jpg)
"Ok, now tell him you are wearing women's underware and that you're thinking of him in an erotic nature..."
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: Saucerman on July 17, 2008, 08:39:32 PM
"Hi, QVC? I'd...uh...like to buy twenty copies of the highly collectable and attractive "Paul Blaisdell" commemorative plates..."
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: TheDope on July 17, 2008, 08:47:40 PM

(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/shemonster1.jpg)

Hello, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

...I know this isn't funny, but it wasn't my idea, believe me....
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: AndyC on July 17, 2008, 09:13:16 PM
"No Mom. Nothing much going on here. Give my regards to Sidney O'Seamus. That's right, S.O.S. Uh huh. And ask him how Guy Gunderson is doing. Guy...Gun...that's right."
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 17, 2008, 10:34:47 PM
Guy with gun: You tell them double anchovies, hear me! I said anchovies ... double anchovies.
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: Sister Grace on July 18, 2008, 07:58:21 AM
Off-screen commentator: Here is an historical picture from when the Mob started price-line negotiators; now currently being ran by William Shatner.
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: Neville on July 19, 2008, 03:48:40 PM
I've been trying, man, but they keep switching me to otherextensions and playing music. And if they go again with the elevator music, I'm taking the shot instead.
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: Yaddo 42 on July 21, 2008, 11:13:44 PM
Listen, lady, I don't care how little time this survey will take, I just don't have the time.

or

Man with gun: It's another one of those Indian tech support centers isn't it? Let me deal with them!
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: trekgeezer on July 23, 2008, 02:53:10 PM
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"Let me see, get shot or listen to the ex yelling about the alimony?" "Shoot me, please!"



Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: the master on July 23, 2008, 03:13:48 PM
gun:okay! tell them the problem im having with this product
phone guy :im trying but all i got is music damnit!
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: sprite75 on July 23, 2008, 07:48:46 PM
You call him, ask if Amanda Hugnkiss is there, and then give him your name and current location.
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: AndyC on July 23, 2008, 10:30:52 PM
"Hi honey. Uh..where do you keep the spare ribbon for the typewriter? Well, I kinda need it right now."
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: Wortcov on July 24, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
everytime uncle bob is sleepwalking it's Steve's job to warn the neighborhood
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: Mr. DS on October 18, 2009, 09:38:56 PM
Guy Holding Gun:  "Find out where the 'can you hear me now' guy is right now or you'll be the one getting the bullet". 
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: retrorussell on October 18, 2009, 10:44:08 PM
If you're inviting the Satellite Of Love to review this film, you're a dead man!
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: akiratubo on October 18, 2009, 11:10:07 PM
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... and that's where you'll need to send the ambulance.  Why?  Well, we're about to do something very stupid.
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: AndyC on October 19, 2009, 09:09:06 AM
"Yeah, the clip is in and the slide moves, but when you pull the trigger, nothing happens. No, there's no clicking sound. You think it's what? How do we fix that?"
Title: Re: Gunpoint Phone Call
Post by: whitelion43 on October 20, 2009, 12:17:07 AM
  Mr Steven Douglas? I have an Uncle Charlie here with a ranson demand for back pay you owe him
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