From a review I'm working on for The Occultist...
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"Whoops, sorry! I meant to stab your testicles..."
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
....and don't forget the secret ingredient: Hair of Mullet
"Wait, the camera's not getting my good side."
Billy found out the hard way that the Haitian way for curing acne really sucked.
"Hey man, we told you not f**k with the Cosby's!"
A simple product test for the latest Old Spice deodorant goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Don't yo' diss Mama's good ole jerk chicken!!!
Boy; this guy's really bursting with flavor. Get the water boiling....
How to make the Big Mac's secret sauce.
Oh sure, horror movies get all the blame, but when somebody goes and copies something they saw in Fried Green Tomatoes, nobody says a word.
Harvey's days since the accident haven't improved much.