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Should I tell my doctor about this?
That would explain why it burned on the way out.
OK, seriously, Martha Stewart's losing it.
Those craaazzeee japs!
What happens when the Tinman from the Wizard Of Oz poops.
Someone's had too many "waxatives"
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Good news, honey - it definitely wasn't diarrhea.
Where NOT to put scented candles in your bathroom.
"And it seems to me you've lived your life like a candle in the john..."
When you discover giant frog eggs in your toilet, it's probably time to move out, that or call every seven-year-old in a five mile radius.
That pesky Jesus, he went and spiked my bread & fish again!