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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Psycho Circus on July 26, 2008, 04:19:42 PM

Title: You'll Go Blind Doing That!
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 26, 2008, 04:19:42 PM
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/snakes-on-a-plane-5.jpg)

"Hey brother, just wondering.....err.....does your's ever.......
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Post by: akiratubo on July 26, 2008, 06:51:17 PM
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/snakes-on-a-plane-5.jpg)

Uh, oh.  That girl last night may have had something.
Title: Re: You'll Go Blind Doing That!
Post by: Mr. DS on July 26, 2008, 08:35:05 PM
"This mutha f*ckin' airline food always turns my excretory system into liquid sh*t..."
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Post by: sprite75 on July 28, 2008, 02:11:04 AM
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/snakes-on-a-plane-5.jpg)

I still can't believe I pulled this out of my ass!
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Post by: ghouck on July 28, 2008, 11:11:48 PM
Woman on phone:"I'm not wearing anything but a thin coat or baby oil and a smile, its SO hot in here and I'm soooooo wet. . . ."
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Post by: indianasmith on July 29, 2008, 07:55:42 AM
Hello?  Vernon's Pet Store and Dingo Farm?  I think I found some of your inventory on my flight. Yes, that's right, on a plane!"
Title: Re: You'll Go Blind Doing That!
Post by: Flangepart on July 31, 2008, 01:19:09 PM
Doc, you won't belkive this...now its got eyes and fangs! No, I'm not yankin' yer chain!...
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Post by: Dr. Whom on August 02, 2008, 11:53:56 AM
Mrs. Cameron? I've got some bad news about your chihuahua.
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Post by: AndyC on August 02, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
"So, if I use vaseline next time, I won't get the chafing and the bleeding. Thanks for the tip, Doc."
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Post by: Dr. Whom on August 07, 2008, 06:39:42 AM
Doc, you've got to help me. I simply can't get a second dat like this.
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Post by: AndyC on August 07, 2008, 10:14:13 AM
"Yeah, I sent him up there after the gerbil. No, it didn't work."
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Post by: Psycho Circus on August 07, 2008, 10:18:43 AM
"Why'd they call it spanking your monkey??"
Title: Re: You'll Go Blind Doing That!
Post by: TheDope on August 07, 2008, 10:46:34 PM

(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/snakes-on-a-plane-5.jpg)

Yeah, tell the doctor I'm having second thoughts about this transplant....
Well for one thing: it's bitten me in the leg about 5 times already!
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Post by: Tom on August 30, 2008, 11:38:04 PM
This anaconda dont wont nun unless you got buns hun....

-Sir Mix-a-lot
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Post by: paula on November 15, 2009, 06:17:53 AM
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on August 07, 2008, 10:46:34 PM

(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/snakes-on-a-plane-5.jpg)

well, the size is intriguing....but FANGS? 
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