ask me any thing
1. Rick vs. Falco?
2. Where do babies come from?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
I often wondered how Mr. Ashtley got the nod for pranking. Then again, I'm not sure if I can think of a much better choice.
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on July 26, 2008, 08:36:58 PM
1. Rick vs. Falco?
2. Where do babies come from?
falco
the stork
Would you rather punch a baby in the face, or kick a baby in the face?
Quote from: Patient7 on July 27, 2008, 12:51:24 AM
Would you rather punch a baby in the face, or kick a baby in the face?
I f it was a Hitler baby (think BOYS from BRAZIL) I would kill the baby!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ks6dkG6H3c
Can you recommend a good feminine cleansing product?
Quote from: The DarkSider on July 27, 2008, 06:34:47 AM
Can you recommend a good feminine cleansing product?
Divorce...It rid my brother from his feminine problems :smile:
1.punch in face
2.try easy off BAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr1fDOzLkAo
Quote from: the master on July 27, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
1.punch in face
THIS GUY IS SICK HE JUST SAID HE'D PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE!!!!!
Quote from: Patient7 on July 27, 2008, 02:47:10 PM
Quote from: the master on July 27, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
1.punch in face
THIS GUY IS SICK HE JUST SAID HE'D PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE!!!!!
whats the dirfernce between a kick!
Would you eat a garbage-pail kid? If so, which one?
Quote from: circus_circus on July 27, 2008, 06:06:03 PM
Would you eat a garbage-pail kid? If so, which one?
no just no....
Quote from: circus_circus on July 27, 2008, 06:06:03 PM
Would you eat a garbage-pail kid? If so, which one?
Nasty Nick has always been my favorite; so i'd go with him. Funny this came up, I watched the garbage pail kids movie with my daughter on thursday. I remember seeing it as a kid; but had forgot how
bad it was. There were far better gpk that they could have picked from; but you take what you can get. It will always be one of my favs; even if two of the main characters have names like Tangerine and Juice (which looked like 21 Jump Street throwback).
Quote from: the master on July 27, 2008, 06:00:32 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on July 27, 2008, 02:47:10 PM
Quote from: the master on July 27, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
1.punch in face
THIS GUY IS SICK HE JUST SAID HE'D PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE!!!!!
whats the dirfernce between a kick!
There is none, I would have said the same thing about a kick in the face. That's the main idea of the joke.
Okay, okay..............Scott Baio or Tony Danza?
Quote from: the master on July 26, 2008, 05:20:20 PM
ask me any thing
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow (either African or European)?
1. What are you wearing?
2) Can you take it off?
3) Can you tell the difference between Butter and I can't believe it's not butter?
Quote from: Derf on July 28, 2008, 08:19:23 AM
Quote from: the master on July 26, 2008, 05:20:20 PM
ask me any thing
1. What is your name?
the master
2. What is your quest?
to spread the will of manos
3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow (either African or European)?
?
Quote from: circus_circus on July 28, 2008, 06:35:29 AM
Okay, okay..............Scott Baio or Tony Danza?
Tony Danza?
Quote from: asimpson2006 on July 28, 2008, 11:01:30 AM
1. What are you wearing?
nothing
2) Can you take it off?
no
3) Can you tell the difference between Butter and I can't believe it's not butter?
only chuck norris
Is there a story behind your thread title?
If so, will you tell it?
When?
Why not now?
Don't you trust us?
Do you want me to get angry?
Do you think you'd like me when I'm angry?
Did I ask too many questions?
What relevance do architects have today? Are they just overpaid, out of touch developers?
What does it mean to rick roll someone?
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 28, 2008, 04:11:30 PM
Is there a story behind your thread title?
If so, will you tell it?
some lady called and i rick rolled her
When?
yesterday
Why not now?
cause she hasnt called back
Don't you trust us?
no
Do you want me to get angry?
no
Do you think you'd like me when I'm angry?
no
Did I ask too many questions?
yes
Quote from: Patient7 on July 28, 2008, 06:21:40 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Quote from: the master on July 29, 2008, 01:07:23 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on July 28, 2008, 06:21:40 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
I'm sorry, that video is no longer available.
Quote from: Patient7 on July 29, 2008, 02:59:26 PM
Quote from: the master on July 29, 2008, 01:07:23 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on July 28, 2008, 06:21:40 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
I'm sorry, that video is no longer available.
sorry it was working when i posted it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU
Quote from: the master on July 29, 2008, 06:08:00 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on July 29, 2008, 02:59:26 PM
Quote from: the master on July 29, 2008, 01:07:23 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on July 28, 2008, 06:21:40 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
I'm sorry, that video is no longer available.
sorry it was working when i posted it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU
strange it might be screwing up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
How strange....although Rick Astley is known to not work in posts on forums, as he does not approve of "socialising"
Yeah something has to be wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHIA1LGuMhQ
lets see if mr will work
oh yeh i talked about this on troblue ticktets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1i40rnpOsA
strange lets see if the first movie ever made works
howbout the other anyoing song other than rick and will
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
it looks like the master dosnt aprove of rick rolls and belairs
"Chocolate Rain" is by far the most disturbing footage I have ever seen or heard.
Quote from: circus_circus on July 29, 2008, 07:54:10 PM
"Chocolate Rain" is by far the most disturbing footage I have ever seen or heard.
...oh...really...?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 29, 2008, 07:58:47 PM
Quote from: circus_circus on July 29, 2008, 07:54:10 PM
"Chocolate Rain" is by far the most disturbing footage I have ever seen or heard.
...oh...really...?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY
thanks alot rc merchant you gave me nightmares :buggedout:
No thanks needed! It's what I live for. Good night and Gawd bless....and pleasent dreams....! MOOO HOOO HA HA HAAA! :twirl:
These two clips make me so angry that I want to stab people very violently.
What's happened to the world, that people are allowed to live after creating tripe like this??
Quote from: circus_circus on July 29, 2008, 07:54:10 PM
"Chocolate Rain" is by far the most disturbing footage I have ever seen or heard.
you've obviously never seen any Prince's (excuse me, the artist
formerly known as prince) outfits!!
Quote from: circus_circus on July 29, 2008, 08:26:06 PM
These two clips make me so angry that I want to stab people very violently.
What's happened to the world, that people are allowed to live after creating tripe like this??
...Aw...be HAPPY!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=At-pfAFUldE
That is just weird, even by my standards. . .
...Aw...be HAPPY!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=At-pfAFUldE
Ok, I officially no longer suffer from asian fantasies...thanks RC
Quote from: Patient7 on July 28, 2008, 06:21:40 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?
Never mind, I checked it out on Wikipedia (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI).
Quote from: Patient7 on July 30, 2008, 12:20:26 AM
Quote from: Patient7 on July 28, 2008, 06:21:40 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?
Never mind, I checked it out on Wikipedia (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI).
ITS A TRAP!
A few times when telemarketers called and asked for me, I seriously considered telling them that I was deceased. But I decided against it because it'd probably start all sorts of confusion, plus I was worried my family would start getting calls from other telemarketers trying to sell them markers and other crap.
It's really weird, I was just watching Lewis Blacks Root of All Evil, and Patton Oswald was talking about blogging, he mentioned Rick Rolling people and went on with it. His closing statement was in a videoblog format when he got in a few words and the video switched to Rick Astley singing, you guessed it, Never Gonna Give You Up. The screen also flashed, YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLD. And that was all I could stand to watch.
Quote from: sprite75 on July 30, 2008, 12:16:25 PM
A few times when telemarketers called and asked for me, I seriously considered telling them that I was deceased. But I decided against it because it'd probably start all sorts of confusion, plus I was worried my family would start getting calls from other telemarketers trying to sell them markers and other crap.
Try telling them you are " I AM ERECTOR!" . Reply to them with that to everything....in a robot voice. THEY hang up. Or ask them if they want to buy your comuc book collection. Ask if they'll trade new storm windows for a VG condition SGT. FURY and his HOWLING COMMANDOS #3. "Hey...I'm trying to make a deal with you here,man! I'ts Jack Kirby art! " This p**ses them off. If I'm in the mood,I can get real imaginative with telemarketers....I also like to go into my life story on and on and on...discribing my money woes,or the many ways I try to get the sand fleas out of my dog....I tried everything. They're everywhere! The powder stuff don't work. It just makes the fleas crazy....which makes Ted (Ted is my dog's name-hehe-my 13 year old son's name is Eddy,and his brother-my 15 year old-his name is Jed-so I got Ed,Jed,and Ted! ) just scratch's hisself like CRAZY! His back leg goes to thumping THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!THUMP! like he's some kinda drummer in a punk band,I gotta yell "DAMMIT! STOP IT TED!!!" ,but I feel bad about it ya know? cuz it's not-
clik!-bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... :wink:
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 31, 2008, 05:27:26 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on July 30, 2008, 12:16:25 PM
A few times when telemarketers called and asked for me, I seriously considered telling them that I was deceased. But I decided against it because it'd probably start all sorts of confusion, plus I was worried my family would start getting calls from other telemarketers trying to sell them markers and other crap.
Try telling them you are " I AM ERECTOR!" . Reply to them with that to everything....in a robot voice. THEY hang up. Or ask them if they want to buy your comuc book collection. Ask if they'll trade new storm windows for a VG condition SGT. FURY and his HOWLING COMMANDOS #3. "Hey...I'm trying to make a deal with you here,man! I'ts Jack Kirby art! " This p**ses them off. If I'm in the mood,I can get real imaginative with telemarketers....I also like to go into my life story on and on and on...discribing my money woes,or the many ways I try to get the sand fleas out of my dog....I tried everything. They're everywhere! The powder stuff don't work. It just makes the fleas crazy....which makes Ted (Ted is my dog's name-hehe-my 13 year old son's name is Eddy,and his brother-my 15 year old-his name is Jed-so I got Ed,Jed,and Ted! ) just scratch's hisself like CRAZY! His back leg goes to thumping THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!THUMP! like he's some kinda drummer in a punk band,I gotta yell "DAMMIT! STOP IT TED!!!" ,but I feel bad about it ya know? cuz it's not-
clik!-bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... :wink:
I like to tell them that they've reached the Smith's or Peterson's MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
I usually let them do all the talking and then hang up. There was this one Welsh guy, who kept ringing me up and denying all knowledge of doing it and after like ten times or so, I just played Slayer down the phone at full blast!
He has NEVER called back!
The jackson sun , a local newspaper, called here continuously to the point it was really pis**** me off. I eventually got rid of them by telling them they could call back once they had a braille version.
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 29, 2008, 09:10:15 PM
Quote from: circus_circus on July 29, 2008, 08:26:06 PM
These two clips make me so angry that I want to stab people very violently.
What's happened to the world, that people are allowed to live after creating tripe like this??
...Aw...be HAPPY!!!
Okay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psERFM_vB0g
Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 31, 2008, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 29, 2008, 09:10:15 PM
Quote from: circus_circus on July 29, 2008, 08:26:06 PM
These two clips make me so angry that I want to stab people very violently.
What's happened to the world, that people are allowed to live after creating tripe like this??
...Aw...be HAPPY!!!
Okay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psERFM_vB0g
great rcmerchant is giving me nightmares while alhallowsday is getting a fiftys song
stuck in my head... lifes great :smile:
My favourite technique is to put on a somewhat stentonial, authoritarian English sounding accent when answering this kind of call. When I answer I always say "HELLO. WHO DO YOU REPRESENT?" which always seems to throw the caller completely.
any more questions?
Never saw the big deal with rick rolling, I like Rick Astley.
And for videos, I present this (If I can do this right):
**Edit: Blah, can't get the embed to work, so here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY
And I've found a wonderful to mess with people calling you is to answer the phone "Hello! You're on the air!".
Quote from: the master on August 16, 2008, 02:19:47 PM
any more questions?
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
My daddy is a retired naval serviceman with a bad moustache
Quote from: circus_circus on August 19, 2008, 06:40:48 PM
My daddy is a retired naval serviceman with a bad moustache
intresting