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See? See what happens when you mix peyote and grain alcohol?
"It's the bear necessites, the simple bear neccessities . . . "
It's good to see that at least the animal kingdom is still kickin' it old school.
"With your donation, we can stop the exploitation of these dancing bears."
The new mascot for Charmin Toilet Paper, Barry the Recently Relieved Bear.
Johnny the Bear got so tired of his family's Charmin toilet paper fetish that he ran away from home, and after a series of misadventures wound up doing this in the streets.
"Coming up on Behind The Music, Fozzy hits rock bottom..."
Yogi Bear makes the most of his new figure after his stint on "Celebrity Fat Club 57"
From legendary arthouse director Werner Herzog... Grizzly man 2.
After receiving the news that Troy Hurtubise has once again bankrupted himself.
Antonio Fargas has still got the moves....
I knew this would happen if they ate enough of our food, oh the horror!
The US Forestry Service and the Ad Council's attempt to make Smokey connect with today's youth was woefully lame and out of touch as always.
The dancing midget in the bear suit from Mac and Me needed work...
Grizzly Man 2: Electric Boogaloo (with apologies to Neville)
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Test footage for the cover of the next Kanye West album, Movin' Back In With Da Parents. (Please someone get that one)
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Whoa! Paddington has got mad skillz!!!
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At least he's not turning tricks for honey like Winny the Pooh.
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When Sports Mascots Go Bad