A Cyclops from The City of Lost Children, who's just gone deaf thanks to the little girl screeching right into his listening device. Have at 'im.
(http://moa.dracandros.com/w/images/8/86/Angel-joseph.jpg)
The Borg were found to have one weakness: Vanilla Ice.
What falls down stairs, alone or in pairs
and over every obstacle flops
depth perception it lacks, it's flat on its back
it's cy-y-clops!
(http://moa.dracandros.com/w/images/8/86/Angel-joseph.jpg)
"Jonathan, that creepy neighbour next door have gotten a new looking device. We NEED to get some curtains as soon as possible."
The original design for the contact lens monicle needed to reduced in size....
The Six-Dollar Man
Test reel for the super monicle in League of Extrordanary Optitrictians.
"Does anyone have the combination!!!!" :buggedout:
Joe figured he'd save himself some money and go to the optometrist at Wal-Mart.
Oh that wacky Mr. Bean. What will he do next?
These Bluetooth devices have gotten out of hand.
or
Otto gets fitted for his "special glasses" after going blind from, ah-hem, enjoying too much internet porn.