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Title: No I have not been drinking!
Post by: sprite75 on August 23, 2008, 10:44:18 PM
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Cop: Sir, have you been drinking this evening?
Driver: No, sir.  I made the mistake of drinking a great deal of coffee and Mountain Dew all day long and not having peed since leaving my house in Grand Forks this morning.
Title: Re: No I have not been drinking!
Post by: Mr. DS on August 24, 2008, 10:36:00 AM
"Oh this, I pimped my ride so it could have an active waterfall...sweet ain't it officer?"
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Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 24, 2008, 11:06:22 AM
Well, officer, I can never get the lid to stay on my Jumbo To Go Cup at Mickey D's.

or

No sir, I transport urine samples for a lab and thanks to you I just spilt them all!
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Post by: AndyC on August 31, 2008, 05:32:34 PM
"No sir, this does not entitle you to drive in the carpool lane."
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Post by: Inferno on September 01, 2008, 08:26:57 PM
Sorry, I just drove this through a river. Damn bridge was out.
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Post by: Draug on September 02, 2008, 12:08:58 PM
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"Whew! Did I ever tell you I have a weak bladder, officer?"
Title: Re: No I have not been drinking!
Post by: JJ80 on September 02, 2008, 01:47:42 PM
I knew I should have checked my brakes after driving through that ford back there!
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Post by: Psycho Circus on September 02, 2008, 01:51:18 PM
"Uh, my water's just broke!"
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