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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: sprite75 on August 24, 2008, 09:59:09 PM

Title: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: sprite75 on August 24, 2008, 09:59:09 PM
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My sister has a donkey, I have a centaur!  I have the better deal!  And in every way possible, if you catch my drift.
Title: Re: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 24, 2008, 10:07:08 PM
Regular guys won't clean up after themselves, can you imagine the mess a centaur leaves?
Title: Re: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: akiratubo on August 24, 2008, 10:15:37 PM
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You know, honey, that "hung like a horse" joke *does* get old after a while.
Title: Re: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: Mr. DS on August 25, 2008, 09:05:39 AM
"Ah, I'd love a quickie honey but I'll be late for my race at the Kentucy Derby."

or

"I'm sorry honey, next time I'll go outside to urinate."
Title: Re: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: Jack on August 25, 2008, 01:36:15 PM
Woman:  "We had beef and bean burritos one night.  I kid you not - the ENTIRE WALL of the bathroom!"
Title: Re: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: trekgeezer on August 27, 2008, 11:08:26 AM

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"Bob discovers a side effect the Enzyte people didn't mention"
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Title: Re: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: TheDope on August 27, 2008, 07:56:55 PM
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Yes ladies; I can honestly say I have a stable relationship.
Title: Re: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: AndyC on August 30, 2008, 05:33:36 PM
"Excuse me honey, I've got to p**s like a racehorse."
Title: Re: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: Tom on August 30, 2008, 11:09:45 PM
Sorry hunny...not tonight...I feel a little horse.
Title: Re: Meet the sister of the lady in the Roomba commercial...
Post by: sprite75 on September 11, 2008, 04:13:15 PM
Honey, what's with the saddle and the jumper cables?
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