i found it funny
You should have
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
You should have snapped that finger off and stamped it to dust! :teddyr:
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
WTF!
sounds like there's more to the story
do tell
errbin
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
WTF!
What? I'm serious. .
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 05:49:25 PM
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
WTF!
What? I'm serious. .
I can vouch for Ghouck...he is serious.
it was for no reason i was just sitting in my moms car waiting for her to get done shoping then an old lady on crutches comes out and just stands there i look over to see if my moms coming out and she just flips me off !
Yep, , it was a proposition. She didn't know what flipping someone off meant, ,asked someone, they said "It means F-You". Think about her flipping you off, , but her "F-you" had a QUESTION MARK at the end. Was she eying you provocatively while doing so? It's hard to tell when elderly women have "F-Me Eyes", , the wrinkles often kill the look, but, , you were definitely lined up for some GMILF tail and missed the boat. Bummer.
okay then do you think i want that kinda stuff
Oh c'mon, , woulda made her day I bet. You need to stop being so selfish, , take one for the team, once in a while, eh.
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 07:06:20 PM
okay then do you think i want that kinda stuff
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 07:19:21 PM
Oh c'mon, , woulda made her day I bet. You need to stop being so selfish, , take one for the team, once in a while, eh.
That's one dusty trail he didn't want to go down :teddyr:
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
That's one dusty trail he didn't want to go down :teddyr:
Great, , now one of us is going to have to. I nominate YOU. .
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 07:41:05 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
That's one dusty trail he didn't want to go down :teddyr:
Great, , now one of us is going to have to. I nominate YOU. .
No way dude, I draw the line at around 50....unless we're talking the likes of Joan Collins or Dolly Parton.
Not some stiff 'ol handbag Mary who'll fall to bits if you braethe on her! :buggedout:
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 07, 2008, 06:38:41 AM
some stiff 'ol handbag Mary who'll fall to bits if you braethe on her! :buggedout:
Makes it easier to sneak out in the morning undetected.
heh, :question:
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
No way dude, I draw the line at around 50....unless we're talking the likes of Joan Collins or Dolly Parton.
I agree with you there, circus: I've always had a crush on those two ladies. Speaking about Ms Collins: isn't it about time that the Queen made her a Dame? She could also knight Christopher Lee while she's at it. :smile:
Quote from: Trevor on September 08, 2008, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
No way dude, I draw the line at around 50....unless we're talking the likes of Joan Collins or Dolly Parton.
I agree with you there, circus: I've always had a crush on those two ladies. Speaking about Ms Collins: isn't it about time that the Queen made her a Dame? She could also knight Christopher Lee while she's at it. :smile:
I already thought she was? Maybe the stoopid queen is jealous? I dunno, she should be though as she's been around for an age. Same with Christopher Lee, although I wouldn't just knight him, I'd give him a sainthood or make the 'ol dog king!
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 06:16:16 PM
it was for no reason i was just sitting in my moms car waiting for her to get done shoping then an old lady on crutches comes out and just stands there i look over to see if my moms coming out and she just flips me off !
That's some funny stuff there
errbin