1) 100? If they don't exceed it, they'll never reach it.
2) Uh...how many duplicate entries is that now?
3) Any Zardoz fan can only count to 21, naked; why the desire to exclude them from such lists?
4) Mention 100 to any b-movie fan and they automatically think 'movie budget'.
5) 100 jarheads walk into a bar...
(nothing unusual there)
We never did finish our original 100+ list: 101 Uses for a Penis (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114742.msg150402.html#msg150402)
Your turn...
1. For writing "I love beer "in the snow! :cheers:
2. Too many people breaking the "one entry per post" rule... MENARD
8) Some people (ahem) get lost counting from 1-10 :tongueout:
69. No one will admit to watching porno, thus any attempt at a Top 100 'erotic' 'exotic' 'sexy' 'softcore' or similar list will never have the movies nominated that people REALLY want to nominate.
:wink:
#2) For hitchhiking, if you're really excited about where you're going.
2) You want to add an item to the list, and of course you'd like to add a picture, but all you can find on the whole flippin' internet are a couple of really lame pictures. And as you're looking for these really lame pictures, you always end up on a site that won't let you use the back button to return to your search results.
Quote from: Jack on September 07, 2008, 09:48:04 AM
2) You want to add an item to the list, and of course you'd like to add a picture, but all you can find on the whole flippin' internet are a couple of really lame pictures. And as you're looking for these really lame pictures, you always end up on a site that won't let you use the back button to return to your search results.
Double click the back button.
Also #42. When somebody posts something already posted. (it doesn't happen often, I know, but it's still friggin annoying.
#28 When I think of something clever to add to a list and some person leaps in front of me with the item I was about to post. I thought of first dammit...(http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/332.gif)
86. Everytime I'm typing up info to go with an entry, flying monkeys keep attacking me thus making it really hard to keep typing properly...
(http://www.wizardofozcostumes.com/uploads/flying_monkey_super_deluxe.jpg)
Quote86. Everytime I'm typing up info to go with an entry, flying monkeys keep attacking me thus making it really hard to keep typing properly...
I sent them...they're my minions...
3,346,908. You find the perfect picture to illustrate your post, but the biggest jpeg available is 100x80 pixels and overcompressed.
18. You think that all the lists are done and you start to get on with your life again, then another one pops up at the most inconvenient time...
(http://svmomblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/24/mister_rogers.jpg)
19. Menard never participates
20. No one ever reads the first post to see what's going on
2001. Thinking of an idea to add to a list...then realize its 1 AM in the morning and you should be sleeping.
666. Finding out that there are no pictures of Sgt Bedlam from "Highway To Hell" in existence!
XXX. Doing research on imdb,looking for the perfect pic, adding a video to compliment it...and while your jumping from photobucket to youtube to badmovies.org....and start typing- WARNING! I have to change my post,because somebody else has used the actor/monster/movie I was going to...and did it with just three words and no illustrations. :bluesad: sigh
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 07, 2008, 03:07:49 PM
XXX. Doing research on imdb,looking for the perfect pic, adding a video to compliment it...and while your jumping from photobucket to youtube to badmovies.org....and start typing- WARNING! I have to change my post,because somebody else has used the actor/monster/movie I was going to...and did it with just three words and no illustrations. :bluesad: sigh
Even worse than that...
When you write a long thought out thread and have pics uploaded to Imageshack ready to post and your session ends and the system logs you out. :hatred:
There was one thread I wrote awhile back (I forget which one) that was at least 1000-2000 words and I had pics ready.
I must've spent 20-30 minutes writing it and looking for the images and then when I went to post it all, it said I was logged out.
When I clicked the back button, it was all gone.
I remember saying out loud, "
Oh, no f-ing way!"
I had to re-write the entire thing.
It's happened to me several times.
Ever since then, if I'm writing a particularly long post, I'll bring up a blank Wordpad and copy and paste my progress onto it so that way if my session times out, I've got it there saved and don't have to redo everything.
Quote from: Ash on September 07, 2008, 03:38:09 PM
Even worse than that...
When you write a long thought out thread and have pics uploaded to Imageshack ready to post and your session ends and the system logs you out. :hatred:
The session timeout has been set to 30 minutes for as long as I can remember. I bumped it up to 40 minutes. However, writing long posts in a word processing program (or Wordpad), then pasting them to the forum, is definitely what I recommend. I do the same thing.
100. If you don't come in near the beginning and there's no master list, then it's a b***h reading through everything and seeing what is and isn't on the thread.
1999. Youtube video you can't post due to "Embedding disabled by request". Words can't say how much I hate these people.
1066. Leaving them unfinished :bluesad:
42. When people post nominations with a really long explanation tied to it. I mean really, a few short sentences as to why is enough. I don't need ten thousand words to know why you like that so much. And another thing, why can' I get any Tang around here. And what's the deal with the Sunny-D commercials. Do you remember those? The kids are all excited about some crappy fruit drink. Not to mention Kool-Aid, really, I don't want to drink fruit punch out of some weird guy's head, especially when all the debris from my recently shattered wall just fell in there. My Dad would kill me if he came home and there was a massive hole in the wall, especially if I blamed it on a giant talking jug of juice. If you're still reading this then congratulations. By the way, how many midgets do you think can fit in a phone booth? Can't be THAT many. Seriously are you even paying attention anymore?
A.) There are far to many 100 list.
Quote from: Patient7 on September 07, 2008, 10:29:10 PM
42. When people post nominations with a really long explanation tied to it. I mean really, a few short sentences as to why is enough. I don't need ten thousand words to know why you like that so much. And another thing, why can' I get any Tang around here. And what's the deal with the Sunny-D commercials. Do you remember those? The kids are all excited about some crappy fruit drink. Not to mention Kool-Aid, really, I don't want to drink fruit punch out of some weird guy's head, especially when all the debris from my recently shattered wall just fell in there. My Dad would kill me if he came home and there was a massive hole in the wall, especially if I blamed it on a giant talking jug of juice. If you're still reading this then congratulations. By the way, how many midgets do you think can fit in a phone booth? Can't be THAT many. Seriously are you even paying attention anymore?
:bouncegiggle: HAHAHA, why doesn't the Kool-Aid dude smash when he busts through a wall?
2008.) It would seem that many people today can't count to 100 without the help of 9 friends.
Quote from: Derf on September 08, 2008, 07:29:20 AM
2008.) It would seem that many people today can't count to 100 without the help of 9 friends.
Or 4 friends if everybody is bare foot. :teddyr:
Quote from: Patient7 on September 07, 2008, 10:29:10 PM
42. When people post nominations with a really long explanation tied to it. I mean really, a few short sentences as to why is enough. I don't need ten thousand words to know why you like that so much. And another thing, why can' I get any Tang around here. And what's the deal with the Sunny-D commercials. Do you remember those? The kids are all excited about some crappy fruit drink. Not to mention Kool-Aid, really, I don't want to drink fruit punch out of some weird guy's head, especially when all the debris from my recently shattered wall just fell in there. My Dad would kill me if he came home and there was a massive hole in the wall, especially if I blamed it on a giant talking jug of juice. If you're still reading this then congratulations. By the way, how many midgets do you think can fit in a phone booth? Can't be THAT many. Seriously are you even paying attention anymore?
>:(
42 1/2 . People don't explain choices
IVIII. Malcolm McDowell
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/caligula_thumb3.jpg)
Four Hundred Twenty Two - How come a bunch of grown presumably heterosexual men haven't started a "Top 100 Hottest Chicks" thread??? :question:
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 08, 2008, 07:10:57 PM
Four Hundred Twenty Two - How come a bunch of grown presumably heterosexual men haven't started a "Top 100 Hottest Chicks" thread??? :question:
Because there is already a topic about that spanning more than 100 posts :bouncegiggle:
671. Monkey Banana Raffle. .
673. Your Mom.
674. Only one entry per post, dumb@$$
674. I like cupcakes.
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on September 08, 2008, 07:11:39 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 08, 2008, 07:10:57 PM
Four Hundred Twenty Two - How come a bunch of grown presumably heterosexual men haven't started a "Top 100 Hottest Chicks" thread??? :question:
Because there is already a topic about that spanning more than 100 posts :bouncegiggle:
Ah but is it an OFFICIAL list... :bouncegiggle:
1976. Distinct lack of Action Jeans
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/sirromttam/12--CHUCK---NORRIS----Werbu.jpg)
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 09, 2008, 05:56:09 AM
1976. Distinct lack of Action Jeans
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/sirromttam/12--CHUCK---NORRIS----Werbu.jpg)
That pyramid-shaped logo on the right looks like it would be the symbol for "Can pitch a major tent in these jeans"
I was going to make a joke about the guy looking like Chuck Norris, , I had no idea. . .
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 08, 2008, 07:34:55 PM
Ah but is it an OFFICIAL list... :bouncegiggle:
As far as I'm concerned, it's official until someone puts Selma Hayek on it. I can't be convinced people are serious when they put he name on those lists.
Chuch Norris invented jeans!
Quote from: JJ80 on September 09, 2008, 02:00:22 PM
Chuch Norris invented jeans!
No, his lower quadrant is just naturally made of denim :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 09, 2008, 05:56:09 AM
1976. Distinct lack of Action Jeans
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/sirromttam/12--CHUCK---NORRIS----Werbu.jpg)
It took me a minute to figure out exactly what that small photo was . . .
then I did . . .
oh God . . .
it's Chuck Norris' . . .
taint . . . :buggedout:
Sperm whales aren't really whales, they're sperm, , Chuck Norris's sperm.
Quote from: ghouck on September 09, 2008, 08:09:12 PM
Sperm whales aren't really whales, they're sperm, , Chuck Norris's sperm.
Sperm whales are created when Chuck Norris does no.2's in the sea
1-01: the fact I have more to add but no one else seems interested anymore. "sigh" Oh Well.
0.125) Dogs popping up for absolutely no reason.
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/cdncollar/cdnboo.jpg)
Cute dog. Like the Canadian maple leaf collar.