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And now ladies and gentlemen, here's Sean Morgan suffering the worst redshirt death in all of Trek history.
Spock : "Facinating. So a 'Flameing enema' is more then a human jest among engineers."
Scotty: "Yeah, probably should have put a warning label on that."
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"DAMN! This is the LAST time I eat Chili Con Carne made the Klingon way."
That process won't cloak a Klingon warbird...
Mr. Scott, my butt feels warm and I don't know why!
"Forget your behind, you're blasting my crotch!"