Used this picture in another thread, but it has such caption potential, I had to post it here as well.
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"Get a life, kid."
"Gee Mr.Shatner, I'm so gosh, darn happy we're gonna be havin' all the sex....I mean, I'm not even a freaky alien or nuthin'!"
Unknown to Ed Grimley, Bill was just as thrilled.
"You are healed, my son. Now, go forth and spread the word of the Holy Bloated One."
"That's right son, there's always a future in TV acting for all delusional nut-jobs"
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Bill's grip was weakening. He couldn't hold the teeth back much longer ...
Even before Star Trek, geeks were inexplicably drawn to Shatner.
God, I hope my teeth don't fall out!
"How do you close your mouth?"