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Title: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 11, 2008, 02:51:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MJpDwJ8sEo&feature=related

This is quite possibly the most ridiculous fight scene I have ever laid eyes upon. A guy who seems to attack enemies by floating into their arms and by flopping onto the ground in front of them.  :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: Ash on September 11, 2008, 03:09:49 PM
That guy looks like an Arab/Indian/Persian version of Jackie Chan.
He's even dressed similar to how Jackie was in the big fight scene with Tony's men in "Rumble In the Bronx".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnCwym0uPs
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: RCMerchant on September 11, 2008, 07:49:15 PM
One of my very favorite STAR TREK episodes...!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM

Oh...the BATMAN movie...from the 60's...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r94AJzJZZaU

....I love them all,,,!  :smile:
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 12, 2008, 07:11:40 AM
Don't forget this beauty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: peter johnson on September 12, 2008, 11:46:31 AM
Circus circus --
When I read your description, I thought that we were going to see a clip of Jackie Chan's "Drunken Master", which would have suited your description better than the clip, as he only does the "lie around and flop into arms" tactic at the beginning of the clip, and the rest is standard imitation Jackie Chan.  Check out "Drunken Master" sometimes, wherein the whole tactic of being an annoying floppy drunk is used to good measure.
I think this is from either Tamil or Bengali cinema -- not Bollywood/Bombay/Mumbai -- given the way the people in the background are dressed.
"Drunken Master" and its sequel are actually quite good!  I love in the clip how his kicks are gently pushing over the bags of rice, and then in the next scene are flying though the air to land on the bad-guy's back!!
peter johnson/denny crane
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 12, 2008, 11:51:42 AM
Quote from: peter johnson on September 12, 2008, 11:46:31 AM
Circus circus --
When I read your description, I thought that we were going to see a clip of Jackie Chan's "Drunken Master", which would have suited your description better than the clip, as he only does the "lie around and flop into arms" tactic at the beginning of the clip, and the rest is standard imitation Jackie Chan.  Check out "Drunken Master" sometimes, wherein the whole tactic of being an annoying floppy drunk is used to good measure.
I think this is from either Tamil or Bengali cinema -- not Bollywood/Bombay/Mumbai -- given the way the people in the background are dressed.
"Drunken Master" and its sequel are actually quite good!  I love in the clip how his kicks are gently pushing over the bags of rice, and then in the next scene are flying though the air to land on the bad-guy's back!!
peter johnson/denny crane

I have seen "Drunken Master". The whole flopping/floating thing was just the first thing I typed, as I had not yet fully taken in the wonderous stupidity of the rice and monkey-child-thingy. It's really bad because he's not even touching anyone at all half the time!  :bouncegiggle: I agree with you aswell, I think it is definatley Bengali/Tamil - I have no idea what film the fight is taken from though.
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on September 12, 2008, 11:54:14 AM
Here's a pair of "winners" for everybody's amusement. :cheers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SgpYzifU1U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZ7VUbjrYE
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: schmendrik on September 12, 2008, 12:00:33 PM
QuoteOh...the BATMAN movie...from the 60's...

There's a notable moment from the TV series when Batman goes up against the Green Hornet and Robin goes up against Bruce-fricken-Lee... and wins!!! Talk about your rigged fight scenes...

I love the cheesy special effects in the clip that started this thread. I especially like how you can clearly see that those bags of rice are just sitting there after our hero kicks them, but then we cut to bags flying through the air. Obviously they decided to leap up and fly when we turned our heads away.
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: hellbilly on September 12, 2008, 02:22:28 PM
I'm sure I have posted this before. Fight from Strange Shadows In An Empty Room:

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=zxUPZdpf2gc
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: clockworkcanary on September 12, 2008, 03:24:13 PM
The cat fight at the end of Friday the 13th part 1 is rather comical.   And how could I forget the silent fight in Skydivers!
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: WOOF! on September 12, 2008, 03:27:16 PM
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=ULCI-ouMvt4

All the fight scenes from 'Bad Girls dormitory'!
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: Torgo on September 12, 2008, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 11, 2008, 07:49:15 PM
One of my very favorite STAR TREK episodes...!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM

Here's another brief display from Impulse of Shatner's "action" moves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHg4BI3Fvu8
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: Kooshmeister on September 13, 2008, 12:16:44 PM
The showdown in the gold foundry in If Looks Could Kill is one of the sorriest excuses for a fight scene ever. My sister aptly compared it to the music video for Michael Jackson's Beat It.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3zzBDxi3Dk

There's just so much wrong with it. Why does Zigesfeld's glove rip off by itself? Why did he lower himself down on a chain? If the chain his hand gets stuck on is the same one he lowered down with, why doesn't he act as a counterweight when the cage drops, and get lifted into the air? Heck, why does the cage drop to begin with?!
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: roscoenadsat on October 20, 2008, 08:40:06 AM
hahaha best post ever!
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: Sleepyskull on October 20, 2008, 05:45:27 PM
The first clip was just plain great! It looks like a fun movie.
The Jackie Chan clip was good too! 
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: Doc Daneeka on October 21, 2008, 12:57:30 PM
Not one of the worst I'd say, but fun enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPRRpKBtMDg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPRRpKBtMDg)
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: kakihara on October 21, 2008, 07:55:54 PM
what about the bar-fight scene from hands of steel. that ones on youtube, check out the back-fist at the end.
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: Lurple on October 22, 2008, 09:09:44 AM
The climactic battle that Rutger Hauer has in Omega Doom is pretty wretched. Between the stuntman and the "shadows fighting on the wall" nonsense. I really hate that movie.  :thumbdown:
Title: Re: Worst Fight Scene Of All Time
Post by: JJ80 on November 02, 2008, 06:20:58 PM
This may not count as it is probably classed as a musical number (grr.. :hatred:) but some contact is implied.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L7IJ480v4Uc