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Uhura thought this would make the crew's shore leave the best ever. But by the time she was finished over half the Enterprise's crew had checked into sickbay with severe gastric distress, headaches, and even a few heart palpitations.
Do it light/taking me through the night/
Shadow dancing
This is why the writers wouldn't let Uhura walk near the bar.