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Title: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: Torgo on September 17, 2008, 12:29:08 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,424061,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,424061,00.html)

(http://handofgodministries.org/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/cheerleader.85114237_std.jpg)
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 17, 2008, 12:49:57 PM
I was just going to say "she must be hot to have pulled that off", but then I saw the picture... :bluesad:
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 17, 2008, 12:54:39 PM
Could our world get any weirder?  Or is it just stoopid?
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: schmendrik on September 17, 2008, 01:05:00 PM
She "had the demeanor of a high school girl".

OK, suddenly I find the central plot device of "Never Been Kissed" to be more plausible.

I could never get past the idea of a 25-year-old (a) passing as a high-schooler and (b) still being intimidated by the popular crowd.
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: Doc Daneeka on September 17, 2008, 04:07:16 PM
Wendy just hit the wall
she never had it all
one Prozac a day
husband's a CPA
her dreams went out the door
when she turned 24.... And so on, and so forth...
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: Mr. DS on September 17, 2008, 04:08:59 PM
Thats far from MILF territory...
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 17, 2008, 04:10:05 PM
You must be THIS hot to rock the squad!

(http://a.bebo.com/app-image/6896218485/5411656627/PROFILE/i.yaquiz.com/img/q/u/08/04/02/cheerleader.jpg)
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: CheezeFlixz on September 20, 2008, 12:54:31 AM
Did she ever consider getting a GED and being a stripper, at least she could dress as a cheerleader and get paid for it.
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 20, 2008, 07:21:50 AM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on September 20, 2008, 12:54:31 AM
Did she ever consider getting a GED and being a stripper, at least she could dress as a cheerleader and get paid for it.

HAHAH  :teddyr:
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: sprite75 on September 20, 2008, 02:01:56 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on September 20, 2008, 12:54:31 AM
Did she ever consider getting a GED and being a stripper, at least she could dress as a cheerleader and get paid for it.

Probably never even crossed her alcohol soaked mind.
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 20, 2008, 03:24:47 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on September 20, 2008, 12:54:31 AM
Did she ever consider getting a GED and being a stripper, at least she could dress as a cheerleader and get paid for it.

You need a GED to be a stripper?   :question: 
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 20, 2008, 05:30:52 PM
I have a stripper locked in my basement

(http://www.videovat.com/images/4/080428-091653-hot-blonde-on-a-stripper-pole-gets-owned.jpg)
Title: Re: Mom Steal's Daughter's Identity to Become Cheerleader
Post by: CheezeFlixz on September 21, 2008, 10:15:12 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 20, 2008, 03:24:47 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on September 20, 2008, 12:54:31 AM
Did she ever consider getting a GED and being a stripper, at least she could dress as a cheerleader and get paid for it.

You need a GED to be a stripper?   :question: 


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