From an old SNL skit:
(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4240/snapshot20080918182939fq4.jpg)
I pity the fool who plays more than one role in the same movie!
"No way you gettin' your credibility back sucka!"
Mr. T would like to thank Eddie for assisting him in showing the audience just how "hellava far" he can throw.
"Oh wait a minute...I thought you was Jimmy Walker..."
What kind of jibba jabba you'd say I do in prison? Gonna make you feel pain, Clubber Lang style...
Payback for Vampire in Brooklyn.
(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4240/snapshot20080918182939fq4.jpg)
Murdock may get away with that crazy jibber-jabber, but you're not, fool!
This one is for Norbit, sucka!
"Hey boy! Hey boy! Ya look mighty cute in them jeans!"
(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4240/snapshot20080918182939fq4.jpg)
Alright, fool; this is for Best Defense, Harlem Nights, Another 48 Hrs., Boomerang,
Metro, Holy Man, Showtime, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, Daddy Day Care,
The Haunted Mansion, Meet Dave...damn, we gonna be here awhile, sucka!
"Now both of our careers are in the toilet, sucka!"
" Mr. T. is checkin to see if you got an adams apple, fool, cause if you don't sucka, your gonna make love to Mr. T.!"