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Piett: I have news, Lord Vader.
Vader: Now listen, Admiral. I had a good night's sleep, a good number 2, and breakfast was great this morning. Now I do not want to hear any bad news. So what sort of news is it?
Piett: To be perfectly frank, Lord Vader, it's bad news.
"Your dinner's ready"
Please Lord Vader, shut the bathroom ceiling pod thingy while you're in here.
Oh, dude, that reminds of me, you've GOT to see this video, it uses that scene where you took the picture from... it's HILARIOUS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow
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Admiral Piett, I am most displeased with my surround sound system.
"Yes, Lord Vader. Your new La-Z-Boy is wicked awesome."
And Lord Vader, please feel free to call me personally if you have any more problems with that flat screen TV we just installed in here.
Lord Vader, we installed this personal Gravitron just for you-- they wanted to keep it secret until your birthday, but I just couldn't wait!
I'm sorry my lord, the vibrating chair massager was on back order.
Quote from: BTM on September 21, 2008, 05:04:46 PM
Oh, dude, that reminds of me, you've GOT to see this video, it uses that scene where you took the picture from... it's HILARIOUS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow
I'm sort of replying to the video instead of the pic
"Great-I have to tell Lord Vader that the Death star still has cable instead of direct tv
"All right, Lord Vader. From now on, you will be known as ...ugh... The Black Pearl."
"Are you enjoying your new Lego set master?"
Vader: Yeah, ain't it cool?! They're like giant TEETH mashing down on each other! I like to look out and pretend I'm a giant swallowing up a chunk of the world every time it closes! Hehehe!
Admiral: Er... yes, Lord Vader, that is, um, "Cool" as you say.
Oh, you're watching the last Lakers game, my lord? It's a great one. A pity they lost.
(He starts grabbing his throat)
"Richard Kiel asks that you kindly get out of his mouth."
Vader: Bring me the fool that didn't replace the toilet paper roll.
"Oh what now?! Can't this ship run itself for five minutes while I go to the bathroom?!"