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Title: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: sprite75 on September 21, 2008, 02:43:24 PM
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Piett: I have news, Lord Vader.
Vader: Now listen, Admiral.  I had a good night's sleep, a good number 2, and breakfast was great this morning.  Now I do not want to hear any bad news.  So what sort of news is it?
Piett: To be perfectly frank, Lord Vader, it's bad news.
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 21, 2008, 02:50:05 PM
"Your dinner's ready"
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: Patient7 on September 21, 2008, 03:38:25 PM
Please Lord Vader, shut the bathroom ceiling pod thingy while you're in here.
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: BTM on September 21, 2008, 05:04:46 PM
Oh, dude, that reminds of me, you've GOT to see this video, it uses that scene where you took the picture from...  it's HILARIOUS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: TheDope on September 27, 2008, 09:28:00 PM
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Admiral Piett, I am most displeased with my surround sound system.
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: AndyC on September 27, 2008, 11:02:46 PM
"Yes, Lord Vader. Your new La-Z-Boy is wicked awesome."
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: sprite75 on October 05, 2008, 11:59:19 PM
And Lord Vader, please feel free to call me personally if you have any more problems with that flat screen TV we just installed in here.
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: Nukie 2 on October 06, 2008, 10:48:03 AM
Lord Vader, we installed this personal Gravitron just for you-- they wanted to keep it secret until your birthday, but I just couldn't wait!
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: Mr. DS on October 06, 2008, 09:16:33 PM
I'm sorry my lord, the vibrating chair massager was on back order. 
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: WingedSerpent on October 07, 2008, 04:42:54 PM
Quote from: BTM on September 21, 2008, 05:04:46 PM
Oh, dude, that reminds of me, you've GOT to see this video, it uses that scene where you took the picture from...  it's HILARIOUS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow

I'm sort of replying to the video instead of the pic

"Great-I have to tell Lord Vader that the Death star still has cable instead of direct tv
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: AndyC on October 07, 2008, 06:02:02 PM
"All right, Lord Vader. From now on, you will be known as ...ugh... The Black Pearl."
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 08, 2008, 08:57:26 AM
"Are you enjoying your new Lego set master?"
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: BTM on October 14, 2008, 04:48:07 AM

Vader: Yeah, ain't it cool?!  They're like giant TEETH mashing down on each other!  I like to look out and pretend I'm a giant swallowing up a chunk of the world every time it closes!  Hehehe!

Admiral: Er... yes, Lord Vader, that is, um, "Cool" as you say.
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: Neville on October 14, 2008, 04:28:17 PM
Oh, you're watching the last Lakers game, my lord? It's a great one. A pity they lost.

(He starts grabbing his throat)
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: AndyC on October 14, 2008, 10:51:52 PM
"Richard Kiel asks that you kindly get out of his mouth."
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: CheezeFlixz on October 15, 2008, 10:59:03 PM
Vader: Bring me the fool that didn't replace the toilet paper roll.
Title: Re: I don't wanna hear any bad news
Post by: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 06:17:33 PM
"Oh what now?! Can't this ship run itself for five minutes while I go to the bathroom?!"