From my review of Caligula
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"Oh sh*t...I think the lambskin broke..."
No, I can't be bothered with running the Empire right now! I'm busy!
"Not tonight honey. I've got a pain in me gulliver."
"So what? My penis is in the form of a woman, you're just jealous!"
Inform Flavius never to wash my best white imperial robes in the same load with the bloodstained tunics of those who oppose me again, or I will have him gutted!
Quote from: AndyC on September 23, 2008, 07:51:46 AM
"Not tonight honey. I've got a pain in me gulliver."
Lol, Classic. . .
"Wait...what the hell am I doing here? I worked with Stanley Kubrick, for god's sake!"
The Partians do what with their camels?
What...you mean Kubrick isn't directing this? I KNEW IT!!!
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