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"Did this young woman consent to this? Are you sure? You KNOW this is illegal in Alabama, right?"
"Be prepared; this might hurt a little..."
Watch me demonstrate how the Hoovermatic 2000 removes annoying towels from common household supermodels!
"I don't think that's quite how you perform a colonic, sir..."
Higher...higher...yes that's the spot, right there.
"Keep pulling. You've almost got the whole thing out."
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Am I ready for this? That's what my husband asked me on our wedding night. That, and brace yourself. Of course that was his idea of foreplay.
Fat Lady: "You SWORE you'd never touch another woman with a ten-foot pole, and that's EXACTLY what you're doing! I'm going back to mother's, I want a divorce. . "
New from Sears, the hickeymatic 550.
Princess Lea and Han Solo opened up a massage parlor in thier later years. They always had to vaccumm off the customers due to the insane amount of wookie hair left by Chubacca.
Man, Star Wars inspired porn was really bad.