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You mean you didn't know this is how I spend my Saturday nights!
"Did somebody call for Captain Foreskin?"
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Dr. Bashir discovers the ultimate contraceptive: Quark Heads.
"Finally, now, the time is right for me to show you how I give head and anal sex simultaneously."
Sorry
Sorry, even through rose-coloured glasses, that looks pretty bad.
A scene from Danielle Steele's "Ferengi Passion Cove of Love."
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"My life has changed since I got my Snuggie - A blanket with sleeves!"
I hope nobody at the office Xmas party saw me take this bald lady home, how do I get rid of her? She keeps asking for "oo-max" ? Last time I do 12 shots of Jose Cuervo on an empty stomache.