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"But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
General Zod in his senior years.
One man, only one man has ever portrayed me in films correctly, that man was Jack Palance....
Damn...I crapped my pants again.
Pictured above: One of Dr. Herbert Wests more successful experiments.
"Uh, waiter? Waiter!?"
Fidel's job at Wal-mart did not go well, due to his inveterate impulse to harrange the customers.
"Excuse me, I think I might be dead"
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"Who wants to pull my finger?"
"Mr. Castro, on a scale of 1-10 how much charisma do you have?"
"I got the booger! And it's a big one!"
" OK, on the welcome to Cuba sign up there, who wrote the word RUBIK's in front of Cuba again?"
Ugh, that was weak lol
"Comrade Proctologist said to relax, but when I saw him lift his finger like this, I got out of there."
Mel Brooks in "Springtime For Castro".
"And den, we gonna overthrow Batista! Woof!"