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"I'm always hard for the ladies" :tongueout:
They like him now, but soon they will realise his pants don't come off.
Legophilia: What Every Parent Should Know
Legophilia is Sexual fixation on plastic building blocks. Sound incredible? Not at all. It often begins to manifest at a young age, sometimes starting with Duplo or Mega Blox, and in rare cases, extending to other toys made from extruded ABS. Here we see three teenage girls, each in turn attempting to achieve "Lego smile." Let's listen in.
"Think of it. Thousands of pieces, pressed tightly together. Each with its projections thrust firmly into the lower openings of its neighbour. Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes!"
Sadly, Lego Man's narcolepsy always acted up on ladies night.
After Grandpa died he insisted that his family encase him in these. Shhh! Tourists just think it's a neat toy.
" Look girls, I would love to but some kids stole my penis about 15 minutes ago."