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Get your hand off my thigh, Data.
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"What does that hussy Tasha Yar have that I don't?"
"A vagina, Geordi. A vagina."
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"Say Geordi, fancy a little Bohemian Rhapsody?"
"Why yes my good man!"
(queue headbanging scene like in Wayne's World)
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1. "Don't look at me, I didn't have the beans for lunch. Besides, I don't have a digestive tract."
2. "OK, Mr. 'I don't need to run any data checks on the directions, my positronic memory is working perfectly', now we're lost. Suggestions?"
1.) I thought you brought change for the Jersey turnpike.
2.) Dude, hide the beer cans and act cool. I'll do all the talking.
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Get your hand off my...schmendrik
:teddyr: That was the way the post title looked after schmendrik posted. It just seemed too funny to pass up.
Data: Why are you the one driving? You're the blind one!
Data: "It is 106 parsecs to Chicago, we have got a full tank of antimatter, half a pack of cigarettes, it is dark, and you are wearing sunglasses."
Geordi: "Hit it."
Quote from: AndyC on October 11, 2008, 05:45:27 PM
Data: "It is 106 parsecs to Chicago, we have got a full tank of antimatter, half a pack of cigarettes, it is dark, and you are wearing sunglasses."
Geordi: "Hit it."
Dang, I can't repeat a karma action for 6 hours. Remind me to give you credit for this tomorrow.
"Oh dude, I just hit that guys car in the parking lot! Let's get outta here!"
No Data, this is NOT the ultimate chick-mobile. Trust me.
Is that part of the stick shift in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
"Look Data, for many years, the pretend speed limit was 55, now its 65"
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I can't drive 55, because my car only does 38.
Data and Geordi go to White Castle
I specifically told you to use the bathroom before we left the Enterprise, Geordi!
I cannot fart nor generate a simulated fart.
Thus, I conclude 'twas you, Geordi.
Yeah?? Reading Rainbow.....got a problem with that??
Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side . . .
Geordi: Yes Data I think Dr Crusher is hot too