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INDY - "I toldja, Marion; 'Don't touch that crate with
the Ark in it', I said. 'What harm could it do', she said.
'Just don't do it, okay', I told her. 'Suuuuure', she told me."
So this is what happens if you put the Ark of the Covenant, the Shankara Stones, and the Holy Grail together in the same box.
I told Lucas and Spielberg not to tick off Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
"That's it, I quit."
Dammit, Marion burnt the pot roast again.
"Uh...I got a whip.... Never mind."
Why very spicy food should be regulated...
Sh!t, I remember the good ol' days when I'd just have a big rock rolling after me.
After a while Germans simply spontaneously combusted on contact with Indiana!
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Sean Connery is so old he finally turns to dust on the set of Indiana Jones 5
That old knight wasn't s**tting me, bad things do happen when you take the Holy Grail from the cave.
I told Lucas that adding aliens to Indiana Jones would rupture the fabric of reality, but no, he wouldn't listen.
"So that's what Short Round has been up to since I ditched that annoying brat....."
"Is that all ya got?"
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Boy, Luke's a pretty good shot to get a Star Destroyer to crash only using one torpedo.
Luckily that Holy Grail water he drank will keep him from being flash fried.
Man, I sure hope that we really got every single last copy of "Indiana Jones and the temple of Doom." with that one...