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Pizza the Hutt, the early years.
How every teenager sees themself.
A little plastic surgery and I'll be the ominously creepy guy on the X-files. Where do I sign up?
Needless to say, Pimple Pearlman didn't get a call back for his GWAR audition.
Junko senior wasn't much of a ladies man either.
So you think it't time to ditch the sunbed then mate?
"I'm melting! MELTING! Oh what a world!"
Why did I agree to this? Why couldn't the producers do what they do 99.9997 percent of the time when dealing with aliens on Star Trek? That being painting a couple small streaks on the sides of my head and giving me a weird hairstyle.
Kieth Richards aged 160. And yes folks he'll live that long!
"What...as if you haven't ever washed your face in napalm..."
The Thing, covered in Jergens...