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Listen, this is the last time I'm changing all of these damn clocks of yours!
What? Underwear ads with Michael Jordan? No, not interested. Try Charlie Sheen, he gets all my sloppy seconds, well actually everyone's sloppy seconds.
Listen mate, you'd better get round here ASAP and help me get rid of this *&$£% jacket post haste!
Yeah Doc, I took the Delorian out for a spin and ended up going back before you were born. I met a hot girl and...aw screw it...might as well inform you I think I'm your illegitimate father.
"Which end of this thing do I hold up to my face?"
"Hello, police?! Oh gawd, Help! Christopher Lloyd is peeking through my window again with that creepy look on his face!"