What use could you find for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160296005788&_trksid=p3907.m32&_trkparms=tab%3DSelling)?
1. If for some reason you found yourself in public without any clothes, you could use it to cover your privates; plus it has a convenient hole for taking a wee.
:bouncegiggle:
No.2 - If you were to disturb a wasps nest, it could be used as a means of fending off the ensuing enraged swarm.
3.) In case there is a run on toliet paper and all stores are sold out.
No.4 - As a prop in your SOV 'Tarzan' opus.
5.) Because it gets the chicks.
6) To eat Lucky Charms out of...
No.7 - As a bird-feeder.
8.) To swat mosquitos
9.) To scare infants and small forest creatures.
10) To blow out taxi cab windows when worm by Michael Jackson
11.) If you have a widow's peak, the hole allows ample ventilation if needed.
12) To trick Mr. Rogers into thinking you've been attacked by pigeons, so he'll buy you a new hat.
13.) To carry your pot luck lunch to office parties.
To catch wild turtles with, of course!
15) Put it in a tree as an impromptu bird house; front door included.
It also works as a spaghetti strainer!
17. Looks quite good when you hunt people on your private island.
18) Makes a great fart muffler; comes with its own exhaust port.
It's ideal if you happen to have a horn sticking out of your head.
20) To keep all your eggs in one basket...
21.) The hole makes for a great way to fertilize your lawn
22) Stick something long and hard in the hole (A FLASHLIGHT!!! :lookingup:) and turn it into a miner's hat.
23.) If you're short, wearing it may just get you on rides at an amusement park. If you're a bit under the height requirement that is.
24.) One could roll it up and stuff it down their pants for the Ladies. Down the front to impress them, down the back to gross them out. :thumbup:
25) To conceal a spy camera
26.) As a counter weapon to Trevor's mighty underpants.
27. Run it through your horse and put it on your garden.
Also works as a plant waterer!!
29. As a second rate filtration system
A shown by one of the pictures it's almost bulletproof
Quote from: Patient7 on November 08, 2008, 12:22:45 PM
A shown by one of the pictures it's almost bulletproof
That would actually be the head wearing it that is bulletproof. (http://5g8.net/smileys/snicker.gif) (http://5g8.net)
31) Can be placed on the living room or office carpet and be used as a putting cup.
Get your own Indiana Smith Original Safari Hat and Putting Cup
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32.) A tea cozy
Also as a cat bed.
34. Place it in the bottom of an aquarium.
35) To shield Michael Jackson's children from the paparazzi
36.) To clean your car's windshield
Quote from: Circus_Circus on November 12, 2008, 09:09:21 AM
35) To shield Michael Jackson's children from the paparazzi
37) Or to shield Michael Jackson from the paparazzi.
No.38 - Or to shield Michael Jackson's children from Michael Jackson...
The hole would kinda negate that!
Quote from: indianasmith on November 12, 2008, 06:41:52 PM
The hole would kinda negate that!
Nah, it's for Michael Jackson to hide from others, whilst he 'shields' his children.
Ok I made myself sad...
It's the only hole that'll let Michael Jackson in. :teddyr:
Quote from: Menard on November 13, 2008, 08:31:56 AM
It's the only hole that'll let Michael Jackson in. :teddyr:
HAHAH! :bouncegiggle:
Makes a good target for improving your peeing accuracy...
...especially if it's on someone's head...
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40.) Has athletic supporter been nominated yet?
Handy way to carry a watermelon. :bouncegiggle: