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Title: A phone call
Post by: sprite75 on November 05, 2008, 09:18:27 PM
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Is Freely there, first name I.P.?
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: Mr. DS on November 05, 2008, 09:35:30 PM
"Hello there, I just figured this thing out after 8 years!" 
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 06, 2008, 09:52:23 AM
"Taxi please"
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: sprite75 on November 06, 2008, 10:42:03 AM
Palin: Hello?
Bush: Hello, is this Sarah Palin?
Palin: Yes it is.
Bush: Hi Sarah, this is President Bush.
Palin: Nice try bud!  I'm not falling for the same trick twice!  There's an old saying in Alaska — I know it's in Texas, probably in Alaska — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: Patient7 on November 06, 2008, 04:48:23 PM
Guy on Phone: I advise you to reconsider Mr. President.
Bush: Nope, not gonna change my mind.
Guy on Phone: Fine, give me the launch codes.
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 06, 2008, 04:52:30 PM
"Hello, is that you God?"
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: schmendrik on November 06, 2008, 05:53:44 PM
"Help, Condi, I'm lost again."
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: TheDope on November 06, 2008, 08:28:51 PM
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Okay, I checked and I don't have Prince Albert in a can, or Janitor in a Drum, or pigs in a blanket.  ...but my refrigerator's running. Does that help?
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: indianasmith on November 06, 2008, 09:04:21 PM
Hello, Rush??  Long time listener, first time caller!"
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: Yaddo 42 on November 08, 2008, 05:02:25 PM
Uncle Dick, they said I have to move out in January. What's up with that?
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 08, 2008, 05:25:10 PM
"Hey Jeb, we still on for poo sticks tonight?"
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: AndyC on November 08, 2008, 11:31:29 PM
"If you'll excuse me, Mrs. Castonmeyer, I've got a bug problem."
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: fremontflyer on November 09, 2008, 03:54:16 AM
"Obama said what about Nancy Reagan?  Whoo-ey! Maybe now that schmuck Trudeau will finally leave me alone."
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 09, 2008, 08:15:31 AM
Person On Phone: "You're IQ tests results are back Mr. Bush"

G.W.B: "Good I hope?"

Person On Phone: *muffled laughter*
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: Nukie 2 on November 13, 2008, 10:54:52 PM
Curious George makes a telephone call to an important General.
Title: Re: A phone call
Post by: sprite75 on November 14, 2008, 02:44:42 AM
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Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party!
O'Reilly: Hello?
Cheney: Hello?
Rush: Hello?
Bush: Are there any women here?
O'Reilly: Hello!?
Bush: Are you a beautiful woman?
O'Reilly: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
Bush: This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated.