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Is Freely there, first name I.P.?
"Hello there, I just figured this thing out after 8 years!"
"Taxi please"
Palin: Hello?
Bush: Hello, is this Sarah Palin?
Palin: Yes it is.
Bush: Hi Sarah, this is President Bush.
Palin: Nice try bud! I'm not falling for the same trick twice! There's an old saying in Alaska — I know it's in Texas, probably in Alaska — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
Guy on Phone: I advise you to reconsider Mr. President.
Bush: Nope, not gonna change my mind.
Guy on Phone: Fine, give me the launch codes.
"Hello, is that you God?"
"Help, Condi, I'm lost again."
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Okay, I checked and I don't have Prince Albert in a can, or Janitor in a Drum, or pigs in a blanket. ...but my refrigerator's running. Does that help?
Hello, Rush?? Long time listener, first time caller!"
Uncle Dick, they said I have to move out in January. What's up with that?
"Hey Jeb, we still on for poo sticks tonight?"
"If you'll excuse me, Mrs. Castonmeyer, I've got a bug problem."
"Obama said what about Nancy Reagan? Whoo-ey! Maybe now that schmuck Trudeau will finally leave me alone."
Person On Phone: "You're IQ tests results are back Mr. Bush"
G.W.B: "Good I hope?"
Person On Phone: *muffled laughter*
Curious George makes a telephone call to an important General.
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Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party!
O'Reilly: Hello?
Cheney: Hello?
Rush: Hello?
Bush: Are there any women here?
O'Reilly: Hello!?
Bush: Are you a beautiful woman?
O'Reilly: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
Bush: This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated.