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Title: Asylum Productions
Post by: Nukie 2 on November 12, 2008, 03:30:28 PM
Are these intentional Hollywood knockoffs that litter Blockbuster Video, worth renting?
Title: Re: Asylum Productions
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on November 12, 2008, 03:37:09 PM
In a word, ...no.


Actually, that all depends. If you're looking for something even mildly entertaining... look elsewhere. But, if you just wanna get together with some friends, grab some pizza, plop down, watch some truly, truly terrible, and laugh your ass off cracking jokes and making fun of the ineptitude and painful, painful awfulness of it all... then it might be worth it. Besides, Blockbuster rentals of these flicks are only, like, 99 cents, so no real loss in the end.
Title: Re: Asylum Productions
Post by: Kester Pelagius on November 12, 2008, 05:27:44 PM
Depends on your pain threshold and your tolerance for stupid.  Viz. -

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA'S CURSE (http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-qzcELew6frWBZspks_7SsnUuv9VNTUA-?cq=1&p=299)

Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill (http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-qzcELew6frWBZspks_7SsnUuv9VNTUA-?cq=1&p=319)

DRAGON (http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-qzcELew6frWBZspks_7SsnUuv9VNTUA-?cq=1&p=318)

I think those were the only one's I bought and/or reviewed.

EDIT: And since Yahoo 360! seems to be melting down again and those reviews may or may not be there here's links to the same reviews now hosted at the Mise-en-scene Crypt Archive Blog. .

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA'S CURSE (http://kester-pelagius.u.yuku.com/blog/post/id/711/t/BRAM-STOKER-S-DRACULA-S-CURSE.html)

Death Valley - The Revenge of Bloody Bill (http://kester-pelagius.u.yuku.com/blog/post/id/961)

DRAGON (http://kester-pelagius.u.yuku.com/blog/post/id/962)