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"So, Red Riding Hood said, My what big teeth you have..."
Ha- ha ha ha ha ha! Great joke...now let me tell ya the one about the werewolf and the fire hydrant...
Katie smiled as Rex illustrated the effects of static electricity, and a new sweater, to the family...
"Heh heh heh...so then I says...OH I'M SORRY, I DIDN"T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR LEG AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Relieving tension on the set of Cujo.
"So then I start eating my own poop in front of them...AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!"
"That's not lipstick down there sweetie..." :wink:
"And then I said... damn, hold on sweetie, I've got a fly up my nose,"
HaHa...I could fit you in all the way to here!
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Mary tried to smile, but the jokes slowly killed her on the inside.
The better to eat you with little girl.
"And when he puts his paws on people, the collar corrects him with a tiny shock. No, not enough to hurt him."
Dog does his best Eddie Murphy laughing impression.
And this was my first owner. When she died I decided to have her stuffed. We keep here by the end table, but usually put her upstairs when we have guests.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog should lay off the anabolic steroids..
The funny thing about the deaf cat is that it was blind too... HA HA HA... come on don't you get it little girl
"BWAHAHA!! Eat you? Don't flatter yourself kid, you're hardly a mouthful!"