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Title: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: ER on November 14, 2008, 11:54:23 PM
Heed women's warnings!
Advice for male characters
In Stephen King flicks.
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: Patient7 on November 15, 2008, 12:21:34 PM
Kid buys a nice car
the car is very evil
kid dies with the car.
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: the Rev. J. Darkside on November 23, 2008, 08:05:37 PM
Why, 'Lawnmower Man'?
Stephen King does not love you.
Please die forever.
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: metalmonster on March 24, 2009, 12:16:20 PM
Immortal creature
Had Sex With His Own Mother
Then They Ate Some Kids



-This Is About The Movie SLEEPWALKERS
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: jimmybob on March 27, 2009, 07:54:49 PM
folks get up and buy a dog
turns out it's creature from th' bog
No need for stephen King
to go out on a wing

-Jimmybob
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on May 29, 2009, 11:54:05 AM
My dog ate a deer
and caught a bad case of worms.
Is his ass bleeding?
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: monta on August 13, 2009, 02:10:15 PM
I have been to Maine
Castle Rock scares me, for oh
so many reasons

Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: 100Nights on January 15, 2011, 04:59:54 PM
Surrounded by fog
and religious fanatics
I attempt suicide
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 02:36:17 PM
Buried Church last night
Now he's stinking up the house
Bye Herman Munster
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 02:37:35 PM
Gage Creed flies a kite
Joey Ramone sings a song
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 02:39:13 PM
Pennywise the clown
John Ritter is very scared
A spider?  That sucks.
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 02:40:31 PM
Alcoholic authors
then some scary s**t happens
we get it Maine blows
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 02:43:48 PM
Miss Torrance? Hello?
Is there anybody here?
And then came an axe
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 02:51:59 PM
Billy losing weight
Got road head, hit a gypsy
Have a slice of pie!
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 02:54:13 PM
Tom Hanks dick was hurt
Michael Clarke Duncan healed it
Then he got the juice
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: CactusZac on May 19, 2011, 02:55:22 PM
All ready for prom
They're all gonna laugh at you
Dirty pillows showing
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: alandhopewell on August 19, 2011, 11:49:44 AM
        NEEDFUL THINGS blew chunks
        Seven dollars down the drain
        Stale popcorn, too.   
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: tracy on February 03, 2012, 05:20:49 PM
Cujo was enraged
Chased Dee Wallace to the car
Where's the bazooka?
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: alandhopewell on February 06, 2012, 02:19:25 PM
     CARRIE is a fave
Pretty people catching hell
Only prom I liked.

(http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m588/portmanteau_nail/GIFS/carrie-on-fire_o_GIFSoupcom.gif)
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: Hammock Rider on February 06, 2012, 02:54:48 PM
Weird comet from Space
Trucks trap hicks in a gas station
Lookout! steamroller.
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: Jim H on February 06, 2012, 03:49:01 PM
Firestarter

What's the dealio?
Little girl's big inferno
Now baddies are dead
Title: Re: Any Stephen King Flick
Post by: alandhopewell on August 02, 2012, 01:53:53 PM
      SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK

      Why did they come back?
      What the hell gave them the right?
      Gee, this movie sucks.
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