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As Lord over all Black Swallowtails, I wield the the Butterfly Axe of Grace!
"The only two chicks at the Renaissance fair are really going to dig me this year."
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go."
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Well, he IS a lumberjack, but he's definitely NOT okay.
Larry couldn't understand why he - the greatest LARPer of all time - still couldn't pick up chicks.
O.K. Where is that pansy-ass Gene Simmons?!
It's Norway's version of Paul Bunyan!