(http://www.metalkings.com/mayhem/mayhem-pictures/hellhammer-troll.jpg)
"Well we made no money at the door, but atleast they gave us these half-full warm beers!"
Both "Cheers!"
Its amazing who you can run into in the men's room isn't it.
(http://www.metalkings.com/mayhem/mayhem-pictures/hellhammer-troll.jpg)
Lemmy Beer: The beer of metal-wannabes everywhere!
another random urinalysis, dude can you pee in here for me?
"Hey babes. My friend and I are 'associates' at a major department store. Wanna go out?"
About fingers: "Okay babe, you can suck either here or here? Now which do you think will make me happier?"
Or
Young Dan Akroyd was once a part of a two-man band known as "The Douchebags".
"Awesome! My favorite band's singer gave me a urine sample!"