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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Nukie 2 on November 16, 2008, 07:02:55 PM

Title: Floating Stage.
Post by: Nukie 2 on November 16, 2008, 07:02:55 PM
(http://metalkings.com/reviews/shadowlord/shadowlord-03.jpg)
Also at the Nutty Oaks, visitors will enjoy our relaxing pool area with a floating stage, frequented by budding acts such as Colostomy Grab Bag, and Violent Fetus Digestation. Be sure to reserve your tickets in the lobby!
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: Mr. DS on November 16, 2008, 08:28:57 PM
Never has stagediving been so tempting. 
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: zombie no.one on November 16, 2008, 11:11:04 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 16, 2008, 08:28:57 PM
Never has stagediving been so tempting. 

lol, nice one
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: zombie no.one on November 16, 2008, 11:12:30 PM
Quote from: Nukie 2 on November 16, 2008, 07:02:55 PM
(http://metalkings.com/reviews/shadowlord/shadowlord-03.jpg)

watch out for the moshpit...things can get kind of sweaty
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: Flangepart on November 17, 2008, 10:32:56 AM
35 people die of electrocution when the lead guitarist for the band 'The tragic orgasim' dropped a fender stratocaster in a pool today. Film at 11:00.
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: Mr. DS on November 17, 2008, 10:46:34 PM
"If you dudes don't cheer for this next song, I'm gonna p!ss in the pool..."
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: AndyC on November 18, 2008, 08:47:01 AM
"Man, that guy really spits when he sings."
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: asimpson2006 on November 18, 2008, 08:54:39 AM
The group knew that once the still plugged in amp fell in the water the show was over.
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 18, 2008, 12:35:17 PM
"We played Splashwater Kingdom the other day and they rock pretty hard... but nobody rocks harder than the patrons of Wet N' Wild!"
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: Mr. DS on November 18, 2008, 02:15:02 PM
Lead Singer To Hmself:  "Why the hell didn't I bring my swimsuit." 
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: AndyC on November 18, 2008, 05:03:23 PM
"Now people have been saying that some of the sunscreen is poisoned. It's not poisoned, it's just bad sunscreen."
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: JJ80 on November 18, 2008, 05:43:31 PM
Whoa man, that gig went swimmingly!
Title: Re: Floating Stage.
Post by: zombie no.one on November 21, 2008, 03:03:53 PM
Quote from: AndyC on November 18, 2008, 05:03:23 PM
"Now people have been saying that some of the sunscreen is poisoned. It's not poisoned, it's just bad sunscreen."

LOL
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